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Yup.

 

 

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As an aside, I've seen these signs posted locally here. Seems pretty vague to me. I wonder if they are enforceable?

 

 

Well, it's football season again...

 

I almost stopped at "potato for a heart".........but glad I didn't.

 

I thought it was going to be a satire on sports announcers.

 

I've watched that three times since it was posted and had a huge laugh each time. Thank you for this one.

 

Guy drowns in a hurricane after telling rescuers "God will look after me."

The guy gets to heaven and asks God why he didn't help. God says, "Look, I sent a CAR! I sent a BOAT! I even sent a HELICOPTER!"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ut-hurricane-florence/?utm_term=.a08ece3fa5eb

 

Read Funny Chemistry Jokes

 

 

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This may be a rerun... But still funny.

 

This may be a rerun...

Yup.

 

Yup.

Must have been a senior moment.

 

I asked my wife to toss me the newspaper.

She said, "Here, use my iPad."

That spider never knew what hit it.

This one still cracks me up.

 

Yup.

I enjoyed both anyway.

 

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP89G00720R000800040003-6.pdf

 

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP89G00720R000800040003-6.pdf

... and that was considered classified material? ... and was only declassified only five years ago????