Spring awakening for LHC

http://atlas.cern/updates/atlas-news/spring-awakening-atlas-experiment

 

Pop goes the weasel.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider

http://indico.cern.ch/event/506407/.../attachments/1265776/1873815/LHC_29042016.pdf

 

I had caught the fur story earlier.

And that second story proves the rap music is destructive.

 

Are they going to collide two squirrels together at light speed. We're doomed I say, doomed!

 

I heard it was a weasel.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/weasel-broken-large-hadron-collider-cern-article-1.2619128
"Burnt remains of a furry animal were found near gnawed cable, but scientists haven’t finished analyzing the remnants yet."

 

I couldn't figure out what "fouine" is in that second article in post #2. I did a google search.......and came up with a french rap singer.

So, is fouine,...... animal, vegetable or mineral?

 

That's what happens when you gnaw on an 8,000 volt transformer.

 

And here I thought it was some kind of chemical spill.

 

66 kilovolts, actually... I wonder if there's a weasel heaven out there...

 

Thanks to LHC we know 1000 (+) quantum particles.
The last discovered quantum particle was “God – particle”.
Why from 1000 (+) particles only the “God – particle” received Nobel Prize . . .
The energy of LHC can be higher and then can be possible to discover
some kind of a new particles . . . “Zeus-particle”, “Brahma –particle” . . . . .
. . . and they also would like to have Nobel Prize.
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Today some famous physicists think that “string particle”
can be a primary particle of nature and “string theory” can offer a
new description of nature. But to observe “string-particle”
would require a LHC roughly the size of the solar system.
Obviously that such solar- LHC cannot be created today, but . . . .
. . . but in the future . . . . in future . . . vivat solar-LHC.
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http://www.lhcportal.com/Portal/

 

http://lhcb-public.web.cern.ch/lhcb-public/en/Collaboration/LHCbEvDis.html

Particle tracks. Set the Visualization control to auto rotate for a cool display.

 

Couldn't open it in neither Chrome nor Firefox

 

Not scientific joke.
A young boy was asked what he wants.
The boy answered: I want the Moon as big as the Sun,
then I will not afraid of darkness.

Scientific no- joke.
A young scientist was asked what he wants.
The young scientist answered: I want a LHC roughly the size
of the solar system then the „ string particle“ will be observed and then
I will exactly know in which dimension I live , in 11-D or in 27-D
or in the middle between them .
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