Willy and Wally were weevils. While Wally Weevil was a wonderful weevil, wise, witty and winsome, Willy Weevil was a rather wimpy weevil. One day while Willy and Wally weevil worked in the fields, wonder of wonders, Wanda Weevil winked at Willy Weevil, much to everyone's wonderment.
Soon, Wanda and Willy Weevil were wed. It was a wonderful weevil wedding with wondrous white cake and all the other weevil wedding accouterments. During the reception, one of the weevil guests came up to Wanda Weevil and asked...."Why did you wed Willy Weevil, when Wally Weevil was clearly the more wonderful weevil?" Wanda Weevil wisely winked and said, "Whenever I have a hard decision to make, I simply choose the lesser of two weevils."

 

And here I was looking for advice on herbs.