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schmitt trigger
- Joined Jul 12, 2010
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Like another well known Florida man, Dave Barry, would say: “and I am not making this up.”
Only in Florida
- Thread starter strantor
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I met him years ago down in Miami. Nice -- funny -- guy.
https://www.fox13news.com/news/armed-man-shot-polk-county-deputies-pcso
Grady Judd: Deputies shoot, kill 'bizarre' armed man minutes after apparent gator attack in lake
What they're saying:
At a news conference on Monday, Judd said it appeared that Schulz's right arm had been bitten by a gator while he was in the lake.
"His conduct was outrageous. It was bizarre," Judd said.
Judd added that Schulz has a long criminal history consisting of many arrests for meth, and he had just gotten out of jail on May 20.
Grady Judd: Deputies shoot, kill 'bizarre' armed man minutes after apparent gator attack in lake
What they're saying:
At a news conference on Monday, Judd said it appeared that Schulz's right arm had been bitten by a gator while he was in the lake.
"His conduct was outrageous. It was bizarre," Judd said.
Judd added that Schulz has a long criminal history consisting of many arrests for meth, and he had just gotten out of jail on May 20.
Like I said, he was checking off all the boxes.
Too good for only one time. The poor gator that bite him likely died from tasting that crazy.
But I bet he tastes like chicken.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/f...s-florida-neighborhood-sending-1-to-hospital/
Florida
Duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood, sending 1 to hospital
Duck bites, chases people in Cape Coral neighborhood
Assault and quackery.
Is twisting his head off considered a humane method?
Florida
Duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood, sending 1 to hospital
Duck bites, chases people in Cape Coral neighborhood
Assault and quackery.
Is twisting his head off considered a humane method?
"....duck is protected by federal law...."
Why does every article about muscovys say this?
It is simply not true. They are invasive.
Florida Law says: you may not relocate them.You may only kill them.
Yes, it must be done humanely (you may not torture them), the same as any other nuisance animal.
BTW, supposedly they are good eating. I've got a bunch in my backyard -- iguanas too! -- if anyone wants to come by and round them up.
Because 'reporters' never actually fact check something they 'feel' is right and today, with the AI echo chamber, popular misinformation will never disappear.
yeah ... why check something that totally aligns with one's beliefs?
https://www.news4jax.com/news/local...g-motorcycle-with-fake-tag-that-read-chasem3/
Florida deputy resigns after being arrested for driving motorcycle with fake tag that read ‘CHASEM3′
“In addition to last night’s incident and arrest, the Sheriff’s Office has become aware of a social media account associated with Muzzy displaying reckless stunt riding on public roads. The Sheriff’s Office is also investigating that conduct as part of an internal affairs investigation,” the release read in part.
Florida deputy resigns after being arrested for driving motorcycle with fake tag that read ‘CHASEM3′
“In addition to last night’s incident and arrest, the Sheriff’s Office has become aware of a social media account associated with Muzzy displaying reckless stunt riding on public roads. The Sheriff’s Office is also investigating that conduct as part of an internal affairs investigation,” the release read in part.
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Welcome, new Florida Man!
That can't be right ... Officer Martínez ... a squealer??? ... not possible!
schmitt trigger
- Joined Jul 12, 2010
- 2,090
He should have used a propane fueled generator to make it environmentally friendly.
