https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-takes-revenge-florida-woman-throws-shoe.html

 

https://komonews.com/news/nation-wo...nce-illegal-narcotics-crystal-employee-resort

Kentucky woman arrested at Disney World for allegedly carrying 'goodies, headache power'

Didn't know that goodies made a extra strength meth version.

 

https://komonews.com/news/nation-wo...nce-illegal-narcotics-crystal-employee-resort

Kentucky woman arrested at Disney World for allegedly carrying 'goodies, headache power'

Didn't know that goodies made a extra strength meth version.

Both in the headline and in the article, they referred to headache "power".

Huh??

I expected it to be a typo and that they meant "powder". Guess the AI they used to write the article for them goofed.

 

Anybody from the south knows it's a Goody's Powder!!!

 

https://www.kptv.com/2025/08/24/man...arrying-drugs-crashes-into-home-deputies-say/

LUTZ, Fla. (WWSB/Gray News) - Deputies say a suspected drug dealer was arrested after his drone, which was carrying meth and fentanyl, crashed into a Florida home.

Jason Brooks, 49, was arrested Tuesday on a variety of charges, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office.

The arrest came after a homeowner in Lutz called deputies for help, saying Brooks showed up at their front door. He had crashed his drone in the homeowner’s backyard and was trying to get it back, according to investigators.

 

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1960742006809923645

 

Honey, would you see who's at the door please?

 

I think of all the times my cat shot out the door when I opened it a crack. Yikes

 

Caped Crusader: Florida man in Batman pajamas helps catch burglary suspect

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After helping police Myvett posed for a photo with police in his Caped Crusader outfit.

 

https://people.com/florida-mom-of-5...ing-18-days-later-shes-missing-again-11806222
Mom of 5 Was Found Alive in the Woods After Disappearing. 18 Days Later, She's Missing Again

Kayla was last seen wearing a black romper and brown sandals, First Coast News reported. Anyone with information about her whereabouts is asked to call 904-630-0500.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...-robbing-disney-springs-restaurant-rcna231686
Authorities in Orlando, Florida, are looking for a man who appeared decked out in scuba gear in connection with a robbery at a popular Disney-owned entertainment area.

A flipper villain.

 

He made a great swimaway!

 

Florida man got tired of eating go anas so...

Man kills and eats his pet peacocks because neighbor fed them, Florida cops say
Anyone with any real-world experience with these "Pretty Birds" knows exactly what kind of pests they really are. Most owners' response to "Oh how pretty" is "You can have em, IF you can catch them! Please!!!"

 

https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/ar...zed-publix-shopping-cart-punta-gorda/68151952

Deputies questioned Zick, who told them that she had taken the motorized shopping cart to go to a medical appointment she had. She told deputies she planned on driving the cart to her appointment and then bringing it back to the Publix.

 

https://www.mystateline.com/news/de...-smuggle-thermos-into-jail-inside-his-rectum/

“He brought a thermos into the jail,” Judd told Fox 13 Tampa Bay. “That’s right. He put it up the exit ramp. You know what I mean?”

 

Florida nan strikes in LA

Would you Floridians please keep these guys in your own state.

 

They kept this one and are going to give him 3 hots and a cot free.
Florida man robs $7K worth of lottery scratch-offs from convenience store, goes back to redeem winners, feds say

 

‘Either Guam or Idaho’
https://www.wsaz.com/2025/10/08/par...e-with-bag-handguns-telling-him-fend-himself/

Parents accused of leaving teen on side of interstate with a bag of handguns, telling him to fend for himself

 

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/chatgpt-attacker-729315
AI Image Used In False Sex Attack Claim