Santa in during the off season.

 

It was the strawberries.
https://www.heraldtribune.com/news/...sengers-held-captive-by-drunken-armed-captain

The captain exchanged words with Rialmo Jr., who stood his ground, and the captain insisted that it was his vessel and “he can do what he wants.”

Giuffre Sr. told police later that Bailey began drinking beer and rum heavily, and said he believed the captain was taking drugs. He said he saw Bailey smoking a “joint,” and Rialmo Sr. said he saw the captain snorting cocaine.

According to the report, Bailey called Giuffre Jr. up to the second deck to talk to him and said, “I have a 9 mm and if I want, I will put a bullet in each of your heads and leave you out here.”

 

It was the strawberries.
https://www.heraldtribune.com/news/...sengers-held-captive-by-drunken-armed-captain

https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/only-in-florida.146543/page-19#post-1400325

 

Bet Florida now was one constipated alligator.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-gator-devours-block-of-cheese-watermelon-crashing-picnic-date/

 

Bet Florida now was one constipated alligator.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-gator-devours-block-of-cheese-watermelon-crashing-picnic-date/

This made me snort. I think he meant "wariness" but I like this better.

"Unfortunately it sounds like that gator has been fed previously and has lost its weariness of people and is beginning to associate people with food,"

 

Her big mistake was wielding a machete and not an axe. Everyone knows a machete in an ax throwing bar will get you arrested every time. ;

https://www.foxnews.com/us/machete-wielding-florida-woman-arrested-in-ax-throwing-bar-cops

 

Her big mistake was wielding a machete and not an axe. Everyone knows a machete in an ax throwing bar will get you arrested every time. ;

https://www.foxnews.com/us/machete-wielding-florida-woman-arrested-in-ax-throwing-bar-cops

Actually two stories here. Axe throwing in a bar? What could possibly go wrong there?

 

Everyone knows firearms and booze don't mix, but axes are OK?!?!

 

We might need a whole separate only in Florida with an axe thread.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-steals-car-kills-dog-chicken-coop

 

Actually two stories here. Axe throwing in a bar? What could possibly go wrong there?

Hold my beer and I'll show you.

 

Hold my beer and I'll show you.

No fair, you're appropriating Wisconsin culture!

 

No fair, you're appropriating Wisconsin culture!

It's all those retired Yankees!

 

This musta been written by some yankee that doesn't know his ass from an alligator.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...-boards-boat-docked-in-Florida/1071559842601/

I shoulda watched it first... It's Miami and does appear from the small snout it could be a croc.

 

This musta been written by some yankee that doesn't know his ass from an alligator.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...-boards-boat-docked-in-Florida/1071559842601/

How so? It seems like a pretty straight up account.

 

Tourist down there get all excited about seeing a gator but I literally have them in my back yard including an old nest. A neighbor had one decide to take up residence in his pond. Going out to fish on low tide there would be several sunning on the sandbars.

 

This musta been written by some yankee that doesn't know his ass from an alligator.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...-boards-boat-docked-in-Florida/1071559842601/

I shoulda watched it first... It's Miami and does appear from the small snout it could be a croc.

Alligator does not rhyme with curious so it would spoil the title.

 

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/06/florida-vultures-damaging-roofs-property/

Lawyer convention in town?

 

Tourist down there get all excited about seeing a gator ...

Ah, now I get it. Yeah I'd be one of those tourists. Just seeing one is mildly interesting and seeing one actually up and moving would warrant a video. Perhaps the most exotic wildlife where I live is the wild turkey. I've seen 'tourists' taking pictures of them but we see them all the time. I've had them chase my cat around my back yard.

 

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/06/florida-vultures-damaging-roofs-property/

Lawyer convention in town?

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/f...-and-dies-in-crash/ar-AACF87s?ocid=spartanntp