A Yankee goes down south, maybe to Florida, spends money and returns to the north. A Damn Yankee goes down south, likes it and stays. Nice video clip though.

Ron

 

Somebody pulled a fast one in Jupiter, Florida.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/spor...-kraft-prostitution-video-20190513-story.html

A Florida judge has blocked prosecutors from using video that allegedly shows New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft engaging in paid sex at a massage parlor.

Judge Leonard Hanser ruled Monday that Jupiter police did not follow proper procedures after installing the hidden cameras that secretly recorded Kraft visiting the Orchids of Asia Day Spa twice in January.

 

Somebody pulled a fast one in Jupiter, Florida.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/spor...-kraft-prostitution-video-20190513-story.html

Even the judge was offended by the cops watching and recording random patrons at the parlor. Perhaps he could relate.

 

Even the judge was offended by the cops watching and recording random patrons at the parlor. Perhaps he could relate.

Remember Heidi Lynne Fleiss, her little black book had to have some good stuff in it. No shortage of very prominent people running very, very nervous. That included judges and government officials at all sorts of levels.

Ron

 

https://nypost.com/2019/05/14/florida-man-tells-cops-playing-basketball-naked-enhances-skills/

 

https://nypost.com/2019/05/14/florida-man-tells-cops-playing-basketball-naked-enhances-skills/

Hey...don't knock it till you try it!

 

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando...ation-to-fix-misspelling-of-wald-disney-world

CELEBRATION, Fla. — Celebration is the town that Walt Disney World built — or should we say "Wald" Disney World?

 

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando...ation-to-fix-misspelling-of-wald-disney-world

CELEBRATION, Fla. — Celebration is the town that Walt Disney World built — or should we say "Wald" Disney World?

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That's the Hispanic spelling.

 

That's the Hispanic spelling.

It's definitely a phonetic confusion on the part of whoever manufactured that thing. But it doesn't necessarily have to be from a Spanish speaking native. It could've been almost any other language.

 

It's definitely a phonetic confusion on the part of whoever manufactured that thing. But it doesn't necessarily have to be from a Spanish speaking native. It could've been almost any other language.

While in general terms, you are correct. But this is Florida. I'm 99.9% sure that the workers who laid it out are native Spanish speakers.

With that said, my comment was tongue-in-check. I thought that would be obvious.

 

... "It's like déjà-vu all over again" ... - Yogi Berra

You mean dévà-jina, no?

 

While in general terms, you are correct. But this is Florida. I'm 99.9% sure that the workers who laid it out are native Spanish speakers.

With that said, my comment was tongue-in-check.

I'll bet if you have your tongue in your cheek it'll sound like that.........

kv

 

You mean dévà-jina, no?

Or is that Man-Jina?

kv

 

Or is that Man-Jina?

kv

No. I thought my pun was pretty clever.

 

No. I thought my pun was pretty clever.

It was, way better than what I was shooting for.

kv

 

Ok, next time I’m in Florida I’m not eating at Wendy’s

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/wen...o-180400924.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=fb

 

Ok, next time I’m in Florida I’m not eating at Wendy’s

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/wen...o-180400924.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=fb

Gaack, I had a couple Wendy's burgers for lunch. I had already resolved to never do that again, and now this. I used to love Wendy's but they've really fallen in my opinion.

 

I used to love Wendy's but they've really fallen in my opinion.

From the old days no doubt. As teens, we would drive the 6 miles into the city just to get one. They have come back in recent years (minus the occasional bathers) but no way are their burgers as good as they used to be. And their new fries suck too. I like the old frozen fries.

 

Gaack, I had a couple Wendy's burgers for lunch. I had already resolved to never do that again, and now this. I used to love Wendy's but they've really fallen in my opinion.

Actually when you think about it, there are probably more disgusting things that go into a sink than a human body.

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toiletsnake-attacks-189536

As a Florida Man lifted the toilet seat in his bathroom early Sunday morning, a four-foot ball python “rose out of the toilet and bit him” on the arm, according to a police report brimming with nightmare fuel.

Always carry a gun to the crapper, you never know what type of snake is in there.