Try this

http://www.tampabay.com/florida/201...d-fugitive-from-new-jersey-with-violent-past/

Turns out, the man in the suit -- 20-year-old Antoine McDonald -- is wanted in New Jersey in connection with a vehicle burglary last fall. He was also recently a “person of interest” in a carjacking and two armed robberies in Pasco County, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office.

 

http://www.tampabay.com/florida/201...d-fugitive-from-new-jersey-with-violent-past/

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https://www.local10.com/news/florid...ice-station-man-says-it-was-a-key-west-moment

 

If Joey had a son...
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-fugitive-bike-blonde-wig-evade-deputies

 

If Joey had a son...
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-fugitive-bike-blonde-wig-evade-deputies

Yeah. Between him and I, we'd have a full set of teeth.

 

Take-Out for Alligators



Taken outside my HS friend’s house in Lakeland FL.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229946699.html
White gang members forcibly tattoo a racial slur on a member and spell it wrong, cops say

This is why I carry a gun.

 

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/4042477...er-pants-during-charlotte-county-traffic-stop

PUNTA GORDA, Fla. - A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her yoga pants early Monday morning during a traffic stop.

When Charlotte County deputies asked her if she had anything else on her person the deputies needed to know about, she pulled a foot-long alligator out of her yoga pants and placed it in the truck bed, according to the report.

 

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/4042477...er-pants-during-charlotte-county-traffic-stop

PUNTA GORDA, Fla. - A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her yoga pants early Monday morning during a traffic stop.

When Charlotte County deputies asked her if she had anything else on her person the deputies needed to know about, she pulled a foot-long alligator out of her yoga pants and placed it in the truck bed, according to the report.

Ha. A vagina that really does have teeth.


Bonus: I got to use the words "testicles" and "vagina" in two separate posts on the same day. What did I win?

 

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/n...rashed-lawn-mower-into-back-of-patrol-vehicle

The police department said in a news release that an officer was tending to a matter inside Rodriquez Fashion, located at 1100 U.S. 17-92 N., on Saturday when a man on a lawn mower crashed into the back of his patrol vehicle.

 

Ha. A vagina that really does have teeth.


Bonus: I got to use the words "testicles" and "vagina" in two separate posts on the same day. What did I win?

 

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/n...rashed-lawn-mower-into-back-of-patrol-vehicle

The police department said in a news release that an officer was tending to a matter inside Rodriquez Fashion, located at 1100 U.S. 17-92 N., on Saturday when a man on a lawn mower crashed into the back of his patrol vehicle.

This man is a biological marvel. He's been an alcoholic for at least 40 years (probably longer), and somehow his liver still functions.

Some people get all the luck.

Edit: I just added "liver" to my list for today.

 

This man is a biological marvel. He's been an alcoholic for at least 40 years (probably longer), and somehow his liver still functions.

Some people get all the luck.

Edit: I just added "liver" to my list for today.

Had an old friend in West Virginia who was drinking Lord Calvert. He was 59 years old when we had his funeral. You don't drink a quart of rot gut whiskey daily and expect to live long and prosper. Herm was an alcoholic for almost 40 years, I still miss our hunting trips.

Ron

 

Bonus: I got to use the words "testicles" and "vagina" in two separate posts on the same day. What did I win?

You win an alligator that bites off your testicles.

 

You win an alligator that bites off your testicles.

.. and leaves you with a vagina ...

 

You win an alligator that bites off your testicles.

Can I have the vagina, instead?

 

A judge and a modern shaman can give you one.

 

History lessons:

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1985/05/22/No-mountains-in-new-state-seal/7391485582400/

Through the years, Florida's seal has depicted:

-A range of looming mountains while the state is essentially flat;

-An Indian maiden wearing a warrior's head-dress of eagle feathers and a dress common to the Plains even though feather head-dresses were unknown in Florida.

-A bag of coffee, never a significant Florida crop;

-A ship that appeared of dubious seaworthiness;

-And, at one point, the shoreline of Cuba.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1987-07-08-0180170033-story.html

 

Quote "-And, at one point, the shoreline of Cuba." Hey why not? Sarah Palin could see Russia from her porch.

 

Quote "-And, at one point, the shoreline of Cuba." Hey why not? Sarah Palin could see Russia from her porch.

Well, we could watch TV Cubana from the base in the Keys. Does that count?