Ok..so not in Florida. But from Florida.

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2019...akes-new-friends-at-assisted-living-facility/

 

Ok..so not in Florida. But from Florida.

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2019...akes-new-friends-at-assisted-living-facility/

Baltimore website, Pittsburgh newscasters?

 

Baltimore website, Pittsburgh newscasters?

Florida alligator.

 

Florida alligator.

How do you know he is not from Jersey?

 

How do you know he is not from Jersey?

Henney says he rescued Wally about three years ago after a friend who rescues alligators in Florida called him up. Wally was part of a congregation of gators that were to be destroyed to make room for a development.

Besides, Wally is friendly. If it were from New Jersey, it'd be mean. And, it'd talk funny.

 

Florida alligator.

That's what I call a complex interstate and interspecies affair...

 

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/...st-palm-police-car-were-they-watching-eclipse

WEST PALM BEACH --- Two people who police surmise lay in a dark roadway to watch Sunday night’s lunar eclipse were run over by a West Palm Beach police car, the agency said Monday.

 

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/...st-palm-police-car-were-they-watching-eclipse

WEST PALM BEACH --- Two people who police surmise lay in a dark roadway to watch Sunday night’s lunar eclipse were run over by a West Palm Beach police car, the agency said Monday.

Might explain why this happened:
https://ktiv.com/2019/01/21/high-tide-creeps-up-on-florida-eclipse-watchers-floods-car/

 

Full moon behaviour.

 

Sad.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/video?playlistId=1.4262392

Little girl puts hands up, mimicking parents under arrest

 

What a world we might have if all children had perfect parents. None of us are perfect, but some are less so than others. That little girl got a raw deal.

 

Good parents.

WELLINGTON, Florida

 

Good parents.

WELLINGTON, Florida

I'm not sure I would've exercised such restraint.

 

https://weartv.com/news/local/report-woman-arrested-for-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot

A Waffle House employee stated in the report, when he came to work on Monday Freedom Ryder Zobrist was trespassing on the property and due to her behavior, she was asked to leave the premises.

The wonders of modern pharmaceuticals.

 

https://weartv.com/news/local/report-woman-arrested-for-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot

A Waffle House employee stated in the report, when he came to work on Monday Freedom Ryder Zobrist was trespassing on the property and due to her behavior, she was asked to leave the premises.

The wonders of modern pharmaceuticals.

sad, sad, sad...

 

https://weartv.com/news/local/report-woman-arrested-for-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot

A Waffle House employee stated in the report, when he came to work on Monday Freedom Ryder Zobrist was trespassing on the property and due to her behavior, she was asked to leave the premises.

The wonders of modern pharmaceuticals.

Zobrist then walked to the middle of the parking lot, pulled down her pants exposing her sexual organs...

Which organs might she have exposed? Uterus, ovaries? Yamaha?

 

From the same website -- a series of unfortunate events.

 

https://www.news4jax.com/news/woman-shot-after-performing-sex-act-for-5-pringles-police-say
$5 and some Pringles potato chips

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

 

I thought in a state that was surrounded by ocean and had many lakes, it would be required to know how to swim?

http://www.fox4news.com/news/u-s-wo...jumped-into-lake-to-avoid-arrest-deputies-say

 

From the same website -- a series of unfortunate events.

That one's got key elements of a good country song; trucks, Texas, drinking, shooting, and a gas fire.