The question is did she already have any bumps of her own?

Speed humps for speed bumps?

 

Ridged for her pleasure.

 

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/ne...=google&utm_medium=amp&utm_campaign=speakable

“She started wrapping me while I tried getting her up the levee,” according to Penniston’s Facebook post. He lost his grip then reached out for his pistol that jammed.

“I kept fighting till we were both dead of energy,” he said.

 

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/ne...=google&utm_medium=amp&utm_campaign=speakable

How did he know it was a she?

 

How did he know it was a she?

The snakes first squeezing target was his wallet.

 

The snakes first squeezing target was his wallet.

... right after it stroked his crotch a couple of times ....

 

Actually you can tell the difference but it requires someone with experience to insert a probe into the snake. I can't remember the details but something to do with the distance the probe can be inserted.

 

Here we go again. Vote fraud on a massive scale in Florida.

(Two links to politically biased "news" articles have been removed by a moderator.)

 

We will have at least two years of this. Sit back......enjoy.

 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...es-florida-shore-inflatable-swan-boat-n935141

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...es-florida-shore-inflatable-swan-boat-n935141

That isn't a "boat" it is a toy raft. Hopefully she has not passe he stupid gene on to her son.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221538185.html

 

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2018/11/14/al-qaeda-bomb-florida-mother-of-satan/

 

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2018/11/14/al-qaeda-bomb-florida-mother-of-satan/

What a fool. That stuff acts as a shock sensitive detonator for lower explosives.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article221698600.html

Large-necked man and Joker lookalike are upping the ‘Florida Man’ mugshot game

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article221698600.html

Large-necked man and Joker lookalike are upping the ‘Florida Man’ mugshot game

His neck is still at LARGE!!!

You just have to see some of the comments, funny.

kv

 

They should have thrown him in the lake.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/break...ack-into-the-lake-now-he-has-to-pay-20181116/

 

They should have thrown him in the lake.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/break...ack-into-the-lake-now-he-has-to-pay-20181116/

 

https://www.local10.com/news/police...bors-call-911-on-couple-playing-call-of-duty-