U Know when I dig water fills up real fast .
and I can't seem to get rid of it, there is just too much .
I don't have a place to fill the water except the ocean.
the bad news is that the same water comes back to the whole I dig..
May be there is already a hole. I just have to find it.

I tried that first with my gal. I dig too much. I ended up with boner.
And it was on my head

 

You didn't reconize happyganl, simply because he dug a hole from China through the center of the earth up to your place. He forgotten it was hot! so he was burned and tired.

Alberto

Alberto, I did not know a girl would end up a he after digging a hole via center of earth.
I like to turn into a girl if is it so

 

Are there some girls on these forums? Then I better cover myself so I look half or nearly half-decent.

 

Didnt you know thats how sex-change operations are done? To turn a girl into a guy, apply heat. To turn a guy into a girl, apply cold. (Well almost )

 

May be there is already a hole. I just have to find it.
...I tried that first with my gal. I dig too much. I ended up with boner.
And it was on my head

or ?
????

 

Yeah, I was QUITE confused by his post...

 

Is this a joke R!f@@ ?

Alberto

Maybe but I am rather confused by reply

 

He wanted to be sure that you DIDN'T REALLY think that YOU though girls could change to boys by crawling through a hole in the earth..



I think you know better.

 

you guys want me to clarify my post or am I too good for u

 

Yeah, I was QUITE confused by his post...

i think he is too..

 

i think he is too..

Pish posh ....here we go again.

(bump) retched

Nice to know you guys like my wise cracks and Avatars

 

Aww... I love ya, Rifaa. You have to get a kick out of using "finding holes with my girlfriend" and " I got a boner" in the same thread.

Im glad you keep us going..

 

Alberto said

You didn't reconize happyganl, simply because he dug a hole from China through the center of the earth up to your place. He forgotten it was hot! so he was burned and tired.

I was cracking this at alberto as alberto thought happygnl is a male, and I think alberto missed a thread where I know happygnl is a Chinese babe. I have been chatting with her privately lately about the Cisco company in shehzein (am I saying this right.?) or may be shanghai. I thing I will be visiting china and I'll meet with happygnl and she can show us around and all...u know the rest..

As for Mojo

Originally Posted by R!f@@
May be there is already a hole. I just have to find it.
...I tried that first with my gal. I dig too much. I ended up with boner.
And it was on my head
or ?
????

I was joking about me going down on my girl too much that she wacked me on the head and gave me a bump.on the head..meaning a head boner not a real boner ...OUCH

 

Oh jeezus Rifaa!!! lol..... aaaaahhhhhhh.. hahaha... Thats not the kind of response I was expecting...

Anyway. We knew it had to do with Albertos happyganl post! It was the WORD choice not your explanation.

hahhaahahaha.. We call that a bump on the head.... LOL... Awwww jeeeezzzz..

I love this place..

 

You must admit, R!f@@'s way, does add a much greater amusment factor, than the proper way.

 

C'mon let's do this already
We need a VIP forum for our kind of people. There so many wise cracks and things that I cannot say in an open forum.
what would it take to get the admins jump start.
I like u lot. And we have common carriers and we love helping guys and new bees to do stuff. We all fit together and that is why only WE. ( see the bold we) need a place to hang out, crack jolks and talk about wannabees, and the <blank> Einsteins, and I donno lot's of things, but not in an open forum.

How about a VIP forum like Off topic.
VIP's are special members.

 

But then; you would have to live without wonderful people like me, who would harass you endlessly.

 

It's just not only that...it's so many things.
We won't be always on VIP. The normal things will go on.
I am talking about an improvement to the forum and it's real senior members ( not the post count seniors)
It's for us, for them to see the other side of life....

 

It's just not only that...it's so many things.
We won't be always on VIP. The normal things will go on.
I am talking about an improvement to the forum and it's real senior members ( not the post count seniors)
It's for us, for them to see the other side of life....

who is on the short list and what do we have to do to get kicked off?

 

What list does Riaff have. No answer I guess I'm on the list.