Don't worry, though. I will always remember you common folk who were so kind to me and will think of you fondly as I secretly control the world.

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Nope, you just violated the prime directive by disclosing your recruitment letter. Your invitation is hereby revoked, and if you click through, you will have viscous malware installed on your computer.

The Illuminati

 

Nope, you just violated the prime directive by disclosing your recruitment letter. Your invitation is hereby revoked, and if you click through, you will have viscous malware installed on your computer.

The Illuminati

D’oh!

I guess I am just not NWO material.

 

We are not supposed to make political comments here, so I will definitely have to bite my tongue!

 

You you will be in good company congratulations sir.

 

I have always assumed my invitation to the Illuminati would be hand delivered.

Still waiting...

 

Dr Robert Langdon will be visiting all of you participating in this thread.

The guy with the brown hat you say? No that is Indiana Jones and doesn't belong here.

 

I have always assumed my invitation to the Illuminati would be hand delivered.

Still waiting...

Maybe you just didn't notice the silent black helicopter.

Bob

 

No, but I do notice the noisy black Police copters that can keep you awake all night.

 

It is the cars, motorcycles and trucks with their mufflers replaced with pipes that keep my entire neighborhood awake at night.
The noisy helicopters are the jet engine powered medical ones that are trying to rescue drunk drivers in collisions on the highways. Many drunk drivers (are English?) drive on the wrong side of the road.

 

Many drunk drivers (are English?) drive on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah! we should make them put the steering wheel on the passenger side that'll straighten them out!