I got a very exciting email today. I have been invited to join the Illuminati and the benefits are AMAZING. Not only do I get a cash reward of a billion dollars, I get an elegant new $120 kilobuck dream car and a month off work! And, the topper is a one year golf membership package! This is too good to pass up. See you suckers later, I am going places.


Greetings from the Grand Masters of the Illuminati in South Africa,
United State Of America, or anywhere in today's world, get rich,
FAMEOUS AND own POWER. Registration of new members is now open now
online !!!!! The benefits to new members who do will connect the
Illuminati. Cash Reward $ 1,000,000,000.00 Dollars USD Elegant new
dream car valued at USD $ 120,000 USD Dream House bought in his
country own choice of one month of leave (full time) paid) to your
dream tourist destination. One Year Golf Membership Package VIP
Treatment at all airports in the world the overall change lifestyle of
access to Bohemian Grove monthly payments of $ 1,000,000 dollars per
your bank account every month as a member of One month booking
appointment with Top 5 World Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the
World. Send an email to us via: <redacted>

 

Must be legit:

 

I must say, being fameous is compelling, even without the free golf membership.

 

I must say, being fameous is compelling, even without the free golf membership.

Do you want a caddie?

 

Do you want a caddie?

I will just give you a research grant of a million bucks. Figure out how to live a good life and get back to me.

 

Must be legit:
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I believe that Pinky and The Brain are founder members. Please give them my regards.

 

When my proceeds come in from Nigeria, perhaps I will be able to buy a membership? I am currently waiting on a check from at least 3 Nigerian princes. I stand to make a bundle.