News Flash, Tampa Florida:
Highly educated engineers have teams of men investigating what kind of soil is 2 feet under the streets of Florida. A pickup truck and two guys in their 20's are drilling a 4 inch hole, every 100 feet in my street today in order to find out what kind of soil is under it.
I suggested that it would be easier to drill through the sod in my yard, but they persisted in making holes in the blacktop street. After I stopped laughing, I asked if they had ever found anything but sand within a hundred miles of here. They said, "No" and I resumed doubling over with laughter.
The deaf guy next door arrived and I told him what they were doing. He laughed so hard that he fell against his van and slid to the ground.
Good logic. If you didn't laugh, you would have to cry.
This is like sending investigative teams to scientifically determine whether bears poop in the woods or whether the Pope is Catholic.
What can I say? It's good for employment? Taxes must be too high here? University prices are prohibitively high because they are teaching these incredibly high tech methods?
I'm going to stop now. I feel my emotions changing from laughing to crying.
Highly educated engineers have teams of men investigating what kind of soil is 2 feet under the streets of Florida. A pickup truck and two guys in their 20's are drilling a 4 inch hole, every 100 feet in my street today in order to find out what kind of soil is under it.
I suggested that it would be easier to drill through the sod in my yard, but they persisted in making holes in the blacktop street. After I stopped laughing, I asked if they had ever found anything but sand within a hundred miles of here. They said, "No" and I resumed doubling over with laughter.
The deaf guy next door arrived and I told him what they were doing. He laughed so hard that he fell against his van and slid to the ground.
Good logic. If you didn't laugh, you would have to cry.
This is like sending investigative teams to scientifically determine whether bears poop in the woods or whether the Pope is Catholic.
What can I say? It's good for employment? Taxes must be too high here? University prices are prohibitively high because they are teaching these incredibly high tech methods?
I'm going to stop now. I feel my emotions changing from laughing to crying.