...anyone know where I go to apply for sainthood?

 

What kind of attitude is that? Do you think Pope JPII or Mother Theressa were standing in line, waiting for their halos? Somebody will notice, some years after you are dead. If you want to check if your clients think you deserve a halo, raise your rates and your halo-worthiness will be proven by their loyalty.

 

Sorry, It is normally considered a way to corrupt a saintly life by granting a person official living sainthood status.
It normally takes 5 years after passing, but we can make a notation.
Max.

 

It normally takes 5 years after passing...

My avatar should be proof enough that I've been dead at least five years. If further proof is required, I guess I could bring myself to vote Democrat.

What else do I need for the application?

 

My avatar should be proof enough that I've been dead at least five years. If further proof is required, I guess I could bring myself to vote Democrat.

What else do I need for the application?

A healthier lifestyle. I'm not sure St. Peter will even let you through the pearly gates with those teeth. You need teeth like these or better...

 

My avatar should be proof enough that I've been dead at least five years.
What else do I need for the application?

But then you would need to apply for a change in your avatar name (Ste Joey999), lots of paper work.
Max.

 

Didn't know there was sainthood for atheist's?

 

This is JP the 1ST. You have been beatified.

JP, I

 

Didn't know there was sainthood for atheist's?

For atheist's what?

 

It normally takes 5 years after passing, but we can make a notation. Max.

Hola Joey,

Besides that minimum in the waiting list, to have a chance of reaching the top of the podium, make sure that whoever takes your case has a clear idea of procedures. Just Googling could be confusing to say the least:



Good luck. See you at the other side.

 

My avatar should be proof enough that I've been dead at least five years. If further proof is required, I guess I could bring myself to vote Democrat. ..............

No need.
To vote for the presumptive Republican presidential nominee should also be considered a miracle.

 

No need.
To vote for the presumptive Republican presidential nominee should also be considered a miracle.

Are you saying it is a once in a lifetime opportunity?

John

 

Are you saying it is a once in a lifetime opportunity?

John

Hopefully.

 

I've just performed my fourth miracle in 2 days.

Canonization just doesn't seem adequate.

 

...anyone know where I go to apply for sainthood?

I want to answer that but I can't cuz I'd get banned for political humor

 

No need.
To vote for the presumptive Republican presidential nominee should also be considered a miracle.

Not such an incredible feat. Dead people have voted in most Chicago elections since the 1920s.

 

For atheist's what?

Haven't you claimed to be one? Doing these things for others aren't you afraid of getting kicked out of the Ayn Rand fan club?

 

Haven't you claimed to be one? Doing these things for others aren't you afraid of getting kicked out of the Ayn Rand fan club?

I think she shouldn't even be allowed into her own fan club. She didn't want to be cremated like most good atheists. She has a nice little grave in NY. I guess, she was hedging. I don't question her hedge. I just question her followers.

 

Haven't you claimed to be one? Doing these things for others aren't you afraid of getting kicked out of the Ayn Rand fan club?

I was attempting to humorously point out your punctuation error. But, never mind.

 

I've just performed my fourth miracle in 2 days.

And we still have no evidence?