https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/brit...s-in-prince-george-british-columbia-1.6790031
B.C. family comes home from vacation to find a goat has moved in


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Squatter's rights.

 

https://www.koin.com/news/portland/...edestrians-with-a-stolen-forklift-police-say/

PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) – A new fear was unlocked for bystanders in downtown Portland after officials say a man with a forklift chased pedestrians in the street Tuesday afternoon.

 

parrot as witness for a murder case:
https://www.indiatoday.in/india/nor...ack-a-difficult-murder-case-182812-2014-02-26

 

parrot as witness for a murder case:
https://www.indiatoday.in/india/nor...ack-a-difficult-murder-case-182812-2014-02-26

 

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I don't get it. There are criminal parrots?

 

I don't get it. There are criminal parrots?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...-brazil-trying-warn-drug-dealers-raid-n998521
Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid
Despite the bird's warning, a man and a woman were arrested, a local media outlet reports.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers

A Brazilian journalist who came face to face with the imprisoned parrot on Tuesday described it as a “super obedient” creature – albeit one that had kept its beak firmly shut after being “arrested”.

“So far it hasn’t made a sound … completely silent,” the reporter said.

Alexandre Clark, a local vet, confirmed the parrot had not cooperated: “Lots of police officers have come by and he’s said nothing.”

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...-brazil-trying-warn-drug-dealers-raid-n998521
Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid
Despite the bird's warning, a man and a woman were arrested, a local media outlet reports.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers

Fine. But it didn't talk. So, no polygraph.

 

Fine. But it didn't talk. So, no polygraph.

The bird wasn't a

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...-brazil-trying-warn-drug-dealers-raid-n998521
Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid
Despite the bird's warning, a man and a woman were arrested, a local media outlet reports.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers

Alexandre Clark, a local vet, confirmed the parrot had not cooperated: “Lots of police officers have come by and he’s said nothing.”

I wonder what the parrot's thinking: "I'm a parrot, not a rat!"

 

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/articl...-jacket-ai-midjourney-image-creator-interview
We Spoke To The Guy Who Created The Viral AI Image Of The Pope

Pablo Xavier, a 31-year-old construction worker from the Chicago area who declined to share his last name over fears that he could be attacked for creating the images, said he was tripping on shrooms last week when he came up with the idea for the image.

 

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article273913990.html
Texas man bragged about stealing money from cartel. Now he’s missing, officials say

Erik Tadeo Ramirez was last seen trying to escape from a moving pickup truck as it crossed the Juarez-Lincoln International Bridge in Laredo, Texas, according to a criminal complaint filed by the FBI. A March 24 video recording captured a man with a bloodied face in the passenger seat of a blue Dodge Ram with several other men at 1:09 a.m. He opens the door and tries to jump out, but the men grab him and pull him back inside, officials said in the complaint.
...
Hours earlier, Ramirez was boastful, witnesses told investigators. They overheard him talking on the phone at 11 p.m. during a party at a home in Laredo, telling an unknown woman he’d stolen $50,000 from Cartel Del Noreste, according to documents. He told the woman he wasn’t scared of her, that he didn’t fear retribution because he was in the United States, witnesses said.

Sure, he was safely in the USA.

 

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1643396932134666241

Bad fishing day.

It's legal if none were killed. Boat hazing these invasive fish killers is a listed method.

 

https://www.france24.com/en/live-ne...-police-seek-pair-seen-with-platypus-on-train
Man charged after taking platypus on train ride, shopping trip

 

https://www.france24.com/en/live-ne...-police-seek-pair-seen-with-platypus-on-train
Man charged after taking platypus on train ride, shopping trip

I read that a hefty fine is expected in this case

 

https://www.france24.com/en/live-ne...-police-seek-pair-seen-with-platypus-on-train
Man charged after taking platypus on train ride, shopping trip

 

 

Boy, am I glad I was not this poor guy:

FBI accidentally detains hotel guest during Boston exercise

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The guest, a man in his 30s, opened the door and was handcuffed and interrogated in a bathroom shower, according to the outlet. ... Agents were expecting to find a role player who was part of the mock training program for a Defense Department training simulation, per CBS.

 

Boy, am I glad I was not this poor guy:

FBI accidentally detains hotel guest during Boston exercise
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Ha! Your mistake is believing this was an accident.

 

At least they interrogated him in the shower ... his clothes though, I'm sure had to throw away afterwards ...

 

Just a few miles below me is the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center/Homeland Defense where all Federal Officers (except FBI, CIA) are trained. They do a lot of role playing, outside the facility trailing, and hard partying. Used to be able to spot them riding around in their fuel conservation eggshell blue AMC Gremlins back in the day doing their trailing field exercises. Everybody from the US Mall Rangers, Park Rangers, ATF, ICE, Customs and Border Patrol, US Marshals plus all other Federal law enforcement officers or anyone else in local or state enforcement wanting to take their courses. They call it FLET-C but all us locals refer to it as Flea Tech. Bunch of really great guys working there from all branches with lots of experience and education that I've known over the years while they were temporarily assigned there as instructors. And some of the locals working there as role players and instructors as well.