Holstein calf with smiling face markings lands role as farm lawnmower for life

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...est-gippsland-smiling-face-markings/102104040

 

https://www.wweek.com/news/2023/03/15/be-on-the-lookout-for-a-30000-year-old-cave-hyena-skull/
Be on the Lookout for a 30,000-Year-Old Cave Hyena Skull

 

WTF?
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7675527/putin-mocked-body-double-chin/
Putin mocked for ‘using body double’

 

Left holding the bag.
https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-3
JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million worth of nickel stored in a warehouse. A closer examination revealed bags of stones.

 

https://www.kptv.com/2023/03/23/ore...s-new-uniforms-paying-homage-exploding-whale/
Oregon baseball team unveils new uniforms paying homage to exploding whale

 

Today we have exploding homeless camps.

 

But Portlandians care about the homeless!

 

But Portlandians care about the homeless!

They do. They give those that want one, a one way ticket to Florida.

 

They do. They give those that want one, a one way ticket to Florida.

Very few takers here. This is a drug addicts, homeless, criminal paradise. Cheap dope, no drug laws, no law enforcement of property or petty theft crimes.

It's gone so bad even the Portland Mayor wants change.
https://www.wweek.com/news/city/202...or-slow-rollout-of-addiction-treatment-funds/

It's weird it took years for him to come to an obvious conclusion.

 

Very few takers here. This is a drug addicts, homeless, criminal paradise. Cheap dope, no drug laws, no law enforcement of property or petty theft crimes.

It's gone so bad even the Portland Mayor wants change.
https://www.wweek.com/news/city/202...or-slow-rollout-of-addiction-treatment-funds/

It's weird it took years for him to come to an obvious conclusion.

But it's not their fault! Give them more of my money!

 

Finally hope that something will deal with the crime problem.

 

https://www.kptv.com/2023/03/25/sho...ter-biting-off-earlobe-tigard-security-guard/
Shoplifter bites off security guard’s earlobe

A security guard confronted her as she left the store without paying for more than $800 worth of merchandise.

Clark “physically resisted and yelled obscene comments” as the guard tried to take back the stolen items, the DA’s office said.

During the struggle, she bit one of the security guards on their ear, biting off at least a half inch of the guard’s earlobe.

 

https://www.kptv.com/2023/03/25/sho...ter-biting-off-earlobe-tigard-security-guard/
Shoplifter bites off security guard’s earlobe

Hmmm... about the right age to be Mike Tyson's daughter -- at least in spirit.

 

That's some fine looking beaver you got there...

 

Very few takers here. This is a drug addicts, homeless, criminal

Probably right since none of those things happen in FLA. Also they wouldn't want to live under pseudo fascism.

 

Probably right since none of those things happen in FLA. Also they wouldn't want to live under pseudo fascism.

Addicts don't care about politics, they would (some already do) live in hell for free dope. The paradise is the full needle getting emptied into their brains.

I'm sure they'd rather be in a warmer climate when sober for the 10 seconds between hits.

 

That's some fine looking beaver you got there...

Now Canada has lost the sense of humor it was famous for.

 

https://abc7news.com/batmobile-raid...freaks-of-logansport-factory-raided/12083955/
EXCLUSIVE: NorCal sheriff orders raid on Indiana Batmobile garage, allegedly as favor for friend

https://abc7news.com/batmobile-raid-charges-dropped-mark-racop-san-mateo-sheriff/12269421/
Batmobile raid: San Mateo Co. DA drops criminal charges against Indiana garage owner

 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/brit...s-in-prince-george-british-columbia-1.6790031
B.C. family comes home from vacation to find a goat has moved in

 

'love tofu'
State orders man to remove license plate