One of Santa's helpers.

5:16 for the battalion chief official report.

 

https://1075koolfm.com/company-offering-more-than-6000-to-smell-dog-poop-for-two-months/

COMPANY OFFERING MORE THAN $6000 TO SMELL DOG POOP FOR TWO MONTHS

NEED A SIDE HUSTLE?

 

This is what I call a man who's full of it:

Man Loses Feeling In His Legs And Nearly Dies Due To Colossal Poop

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Yep that definitely falls in the weird category.

 

Don't do this in Florida.
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/spor...round-at-lpga-women-s-world-championship.html

Kiwi golf star Lydia Ko has had to produce a miraculous shot from the water to stay in contention during the LPGA Women's World Championship at Singapore.

 

Don't do this in Florida.
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/spor...round-at-lpga-women-s-world-championship.html
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Kiwi golf star Lydia Ko has had to produce a miraculous shot from the water to stay in contention during the LPGA Women's World Championship at Singapore.

I am not allowed to even see it here in UK!

 

Used to play the Jekyll Island courses here in Georgia. Lots of gators. A nice 8' sleeping less than 20' from the tee box one day. Another time, stepfather hit his drive and it rolled up against a piece of wood on the fairway. Except when we got to his ball it was rolled up against the side of 7' gator taking a nap. I let him take a free drop. We don't freak out over gators around here, but we don't crowd them either.

 

I remembere one time thinking .
How would one approach this?
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You just have to time your putt better - so the windmill blade doesn't kick your ball into the alligators mouth.

 

They do make a telescoping ball retriever for water hazards. S'pose it could be used for gator hazards as well. Let me know when you want to try it so I can get a picture...

 

https://www.kptv.com/2022/03/01/she...foot-long-sword-during-argument-clark-county/

During an investigation, the Major Crimes Unit determined Lee-Dickson and the victim were having an argument at the motel where they live when Lee-Dickson stabbed the victim in his side with a four-foot broadsword. The sheriff’s office said the sword belonged to the victim.

 

https://www.fox19.com/2022/03/03/nky-man-wins-250k-scratch-off-arrested-days-later-drug-charges/

NKY man wins $250K on scratch-off, celebration ends in arrest

 

Is the best wheel clamping ever done?

 

Stolen box of human heads investigated by Denver police​

The blue-and-white box was marked with a label that said “Exempt Human Specimen,” police said.

 

The blue-and-white box was marked with a label that said “Exempt Human Specimen,” police said.

"Exempt" from their human bodies?

 

 

https://www.firehouse.com/rescue/ro...uck-teen-from-tree-after-attempted-cat-rescue
Indy FFs Pluck Teen from Tree after Attempted Cat Rescue

 

I was looking for a classic movie on YT and guess what one the suggested videos was?

Spoiler

 

“My experiences with asking to you search have been such that I am not anxious to repeat them.”

With apologies to Joel Cario.

 

 

https://www.justice.gov/usao-or/pr/...egally-importing-and-exporting-live-scorpions

MEDFORD, Ore.—A Eugene, Oregon man who formerly resided in Southern Oregon pleaded guilty today in federal court to violating the Lacey Act by illegally importing and exporting hundreds of live scorpions.
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According to court documents, between September 4, 2017 and March 21, 2018, Drake imported and exported dozens of live scorpions from and to contacts in Germany without first obtaining an import-export license from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS). On one parcel intercepted by U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), Drake falsely labeled the package contents as “chocolates.” Drake also mailed or received several hundred live scorpions from other U.S. states, including Michigan and Texas, in violation of federal mailing laws.