https://www.foxnews.com/world/indian-man-wakes-up-funeral-pronounced-dead-doctors

Mourners at Mohammad Furqan, 20, was declared dead by Indian medical professionals, but his surprise awakening at the funeral in the Northern Indian city of Lucknow shocked mourners.

 

The best part:

Doctors declared him dead on Monday but coincidentally only after the man’s family told the hospital that looked after him they no longer had the funds to pay for his care.

 

The best part:

Doctors declared him dead on Monday but coincidentally only after the man’s family told the hospital that looked after him they no longer had the funds to pay for his care.

coincidentally?

 

He blew a .36 and was still walking. This guy is a professional drunk.

 

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/national...hocked-when-he-shows-up-at-barbecue/964218328

Then, as the family was preparing for his funeral, Bennett, who had been traveling out of state, returned to town and showed up at a friend’s barbecue, completely unaware that he had been pronounced dead.

"She said, 'He's here! He's alive!'" Bennett's sister, Yolanda Harvey, told reporters.

Authorities then transferred the body of the misidentified man to the Cook County Morgue, where fingerprinting identified him as 68-year-old Elisha Brittmann. At that point officials contacted Brittmann’s family to inform them of his death.

 

The Beijing bikini.
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019...ome-hot-under-the-collar/11283516?pfmredir=sm

 

The Beijing bikini.
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019...ome-hot-under-the-collar/11283516?pfmredir=sm

What about the Buddha? Those have to cover up, too?

 

No rub his belly with cold cream is what the shop owner told me. Had a hard time understanding as he kept saying something like kol kleem.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/festival-charges-double-ticket-price-for-non-people-of-colour-11758249
"It seems almost like it has spite, and unfortunately with spite comes hate, and that's just not obviously going to be a good direction for us to go if we're looking for positive change."

BINGO!

The question how do they really decide?

 

https://www.aspentimes.com/news/local/pot-laced-poop-getting-aspen-dogs-high/

 

Confused... National and State Park trails usually off-limits to dogs. Anyone that high to have so much residual THC in their crap are flying way too high to be hiking. I call BS on that looney story. More likely the dog ate their stash. Backpackers and cats cover their scat, unlike dogs and bears.

 

Russia puts new spin on the "Heros who saved the world" who died in a nuclear sub designed to cut the intercontinental telecommunications cables accident.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...netary-catastrophe/ar-AAE1Fn5?ocid=spartanntp

 

Confused... National and State Park trails usually off-limits to dogs. Anyone that high to have so much residual THC in their crap are flying way too high to be hiking. I call BS on that looney story. More likely the dog ate their stash. Backpackers and cats cover their scat, unlike dogs and bears.

https://www.aspentrailfinder.com/no-problem-joe-trail/

Aspen, CO – Easy – Less Than A Mile – Hike, Run, Dog Friendly – Dirt

No Problem Joe Trail is an easy trail you can hike and run that is dog friendly. Bikes are not allowed on this trail. This is a short dirt connector trail in Aspen, CO.

https://www.seattletimes.com/life/o...c-lands-are-being-destroyed-what-can-be-done/

 

https://www.kptv.com/news/police-ma...cle_79c3fef8-a1ac-11e9-bd87-17373cc73c1f.html

Officers arrived and the suspect, 38-year-old Ryan Douglas Bishop, emerged from the crawl space. The woman who lives in the home pointed out that Bishop was wearing her “Christmas onesie” pajamas.

“Indeed he was. She requested it not be returned,” according to the Gresham Police Department.

Investigators said Bishop and his cat, named Spaghetti, got comfortable during the burglary: He made coffee, ate a cupcake and raided the clothes dryer for a new outfit.


Bishop was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of burglary, theft and criminal mischief.

Animal control was called out to deal with the uncooperative Spaghetti

 

Most Backpackers have a lot more respect for the outdoors than casual day hikers. I avoid the public outhouses in the parks like the plague due to the nasty misuse of them. The same can be said for a lot of the indoor plumbed public restrooms in most city parks. Down here public beach dogs have to be leashed and many beaches off-limits to dogs. A whole different world when I go to visit my son in Seattle.

 

Confused... National and State Park trails usually off-limits to dogs. Anyone that high to have so much residual THC in their crap are flying way too high to be hiking. I call BS on that looney story. More likely the dog ate their stash. Backpackers and cats cover their scat, unlike dogs and bears.

If anything it's the reverse -- dogs are welcome in almost all national and state parks (on the trails), usually with the requirement that they be on a leash no longer than six feet.

As for the story, I have no idea whether it's true or not.

Lethal dose in dogs of THC is about 3g/kg via ingestion. I couldn't find a lethal dose for humans via ingestion (with some sites claiming it's not possible, but I don't buy that without some good supporting documentation). So that may argue that dogs are sufficiently more sensitive to THC that levels in feces might be sufficient. But, if so, then I would have expected it to be mentioned in at least one of the many pages I skimmed looking for the toxicity information in dogs and it wasn't. They all stated that the main source was dogs eating their owner's stash (though, of course, it could be someone else's stash, too). But that doesn't really say that the story is bogus because fecal ingestion may simply be a sufficiently odd and rare route of poisoning that it's not worth mentioning but happens to be a noticeable route in certain locations (such as Aspen where hiking and toking are a destination theme).

 

Truly weird and stretches my credulity.

 

If anything it's the reverse -- dogs are welcome in almost all national and state parks (on the trails), usually with the requirement that they be on a leash no longer than six feet.

As for the story, I have no idea whether it's true or not.

Lethal dose in dogs of THC is about 3g/kg via ingestion. I couldn't find a lethal dose for humans via ingestion (with some sites claiming it's not possible, but I don't buy that without some good supporting documentation). So that may argue that dogs are sufficiently more sensitive to THC that levels in feces might be sufficient. But, if so, then I would have expected it to be mentioned in at least one of the many pages I skimmed looking for the toxicity information in dogs and it wasn't. They all stated that the main source was dogs eating their owner's stash (though, of course, it could be someone else's stash, too). But that doesn't really say that the story is bogus because fecal ingestion may simply be a sufficiently odd and rare route of poisoning that it's not worth mentioning but happens to be a noticeable route in certain locations (such as Aspen where hiking and toking are a destination theme).

.... and to think that some people let their dogs lick their faces and even kiss them on the lips! ....

 

Our lab thought the litter box was her personal snack tray.

 

Lethal dose in dogs of THC is about 3g/kg via ingestion

Let's see... 70lb dog = 32kg x 3g = 96g Say weed is 10% THC (the good stuff) 1kg weed x .1 100g ~ 96g that's a lot of crap.