https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-sh...ehind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say

Woman shot herself in the head while cuffed with hands behind her back during traffic stop in suicide, police say

Chesapeake police will be facing one hell of a lawsuit.

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-wearing-unicorn-costume-busted-for-armed-robbery

A mythical crowbar-wielding unicorn has been captured in Maryland, officials say.

Jacob William Rogge is now under arrest after targeting a convenience store in Baldwin early Saturday morning while wearing a “full-body white and pink unicorn costume,” Baltimore County Police say.

 

Your chance in the Spotlight.

https://abc7.com/video-suspect-breakdances-at-end-of-chp-chase/5207236/

 

The tidy fairy:

https://www.boredpanda.com/mouse-tidying-garden-shed-night-pensioner-discovered-stephen-mckears/

72-year-old British man Stephen Mckears began to question his sanity when he started noticing objects had been moved around in his shed overnight. And they weren’t just being randomly placed, things like clips and screws were somehow finding themselves neatly packed back into a tub as if to chastise Mr. Mckears for his untidiness.

 

The tidy fairy:

https://www.boredpanda.com/mouse-tidying-garden-shed-night-pensioner-discovered-stephen-mckears/

Marie Kondo. You've come a long way, baby.

 

Marie Kondo. You've come a long way, baby.

I was thinking flowers. For Algernon.

 

The tidy fairy:

https://www.boredpanda.com/mouse-tidying-garden-shed-night-pensioner-discovered-stephen-mckears/

I'll bet the stupid mouse isn't organizing things into the correct bin.

 

What a horrible waste of beer.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/new-beer-will-quench-your-thirst-and-develop-your-movie-film

Then again who would want to drink beer that can develop film?

Then again, who in the hell is still filming in super 8 that someone would have discovered this?

 

A desperate situation calls for a desperate action:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...13?cid=clicksource_4380645_null_headlines_hed

Authorities in South Carolina say a man sprayed Axe body spray in his mouth to cover the smell of alcohol as deputies approached during a traffic stop.

 

A desperate situation calls for a desperate action:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...13?cid=clicksource_4380645_null_headlines_hed

You need to smoke pot to cover the smell of alcohol when approached during a traffic stop.

 

You need to smoke pot to cover the smell of alcohol when approached during a traffic stop.

I had a friend who once had a few drinks and made the stupid mistake of driving home. He was stopped at a checkpoint and given a breathalyzer test, but right before that, in his desperation, he swallowed a brand new whole pack of listerine strips.

Well, he actually passed the breathalyzer test! But when he got home he experienced the worst diarrhea ever, and next morning the worst hangover too!

 

Makes sense to me. This guy just has some advanced thinking no one appreciates.

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019...-plane-claiming-to-be-more-aerodynamic-a64932

 

Two cases of "airing of grievances":

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-47626419

Former Det Con Claire Fitzpatrick, 44, was fired by Gwent Police on Tuesday after 25 allegations of inappropriate behaviour were proven against her. Ms Fitzpatrick admitted breaking wind outside a sergeant's office at the police station in Bedwas, Caerphilly county, but said it was accidental.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-47702527

A worker in Australia who claims his ex-supervisor repeatedly broke wind at him has appealed against a court ruling that found he was not bullied. David Hingst said his former colleague Greg Short would "lift his bum and fart" on him up to six times a day.

 

Is naked air travel becoming a thing?

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/nake...tarmac-at-chicago-ohare-international-airport

 

Is naked air travel becoming a thing?

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/nake...tarmac-at-chicago-ohare-international-airport

I feel sorry for those poor crackpots ... most likely they've fried their brains on drugs or alcohol ... what a sad way to waste one's life.

 

I feel sorry for those poor crackpots ... most likely they've fried their brains on drugs or alcohol ... what a sad way to waste one's life.

Or simply drunk of his ass. I have heard of people waking up in other cities in other parts of the country. after checking they found out they went to the airport and bought a ticket (this was pre 911). They could not remember anything about it.

 

Two cases of "airing of grievances"

Make it 3

 

https://www.kptv.com/video-shows-do...cle_4735000d-93ca-500e-9f21-a5dbf298ccd3.html

A DoorDash driver was caught on camera appearing to take a sip of a milkshake just moments before delivering it to a California residence.

 

If it walks like a duck...

 

If it walks like a duck...

That counter-balance feedback is pretty slick.