https://www.iflscience.com/plants-a...p-attacking-poppy-farms-to-get-high-on-opium/

Farms in India have reached out to the authorities after repeatedly being attacked by opium-addicted parrots.

Farmers in Madhya Pradesh say their opium crops are being ruined by parrots who keep returning to raid their farms in an attempt to get high. The farmers have been guarding the fields day and night to protect their poppies, but the birds are willing to risk it all to get their beaks on the opium, which is being farmed for medical purposes.

 

https://www.iflscience.com/plants-a...p-attacking-poppy-farms-to-get-high-on-opium/

Squawk! Polly want a hookah!

 

Punished for doping during a Bridge tournament:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/geir-helgemo-worlds-top-bridge-player-suspended-for-doping/

 

https://www.wgal.com/article/office...cardboard-cutout-of-mypillow-founder/26604474

 

A big teddy bear is stalking me.
https://www.cbs58.com/news/its-a-big-teddy-bear-muskego-man-in-panda-suit-speaks-after-911-call

 

I need my 1,529 emotional support turtles to travel.
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/over-1500-turtles-found-inside-luggage-in-philippines

 

https://www.euronews.com/2019/03/04...e-fruit-fight-in-annual-battle-of-the-oranges

 

https://www.euronews.com/2019/03/04...e-fruit-fight-in-annual-battle-of-the-oranges

Think of all the scurvy those oranges could have prevented. Oh, the humanity!

 

I wish these guys would stop kicking the robots. One day someone will be missing a leg.

 

I wish these guys would stop kicking the robots. One day someone will be missing a leg.

 

Is that a grenade launcher in your pocket or are you glad to see me.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-confi...uncher-pennsylvania-airport/story?id=61484938

Poor guy was probably just at the range and forgot to tke it out of his bag.

 

Is that a grenade launcher in your pocket or are you glad to see me.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-confi...uncher-pennsylvania-airport/story?id=61484938

Poor guy was probably just at the range and forgot to tke it out of his bag.

TSA said that the launcher belonged to a Florida man

 

TSA said that the launcher belonged to a Florida man

Oh maybe it should have gone in the only in Florida thread? Guess it is a toss up since it really happened in PA. At the Lehigh Valley "International" airport LOL.

 

Is that a grenade launcher in your pocket or are you glad to see me.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-confi...uncher-pennsylvania-airport/story?id=61484938

Poor guy was probably just at the range and forgot to tke it out of his bag.

Doesn't he know rockets are supposed to be trucked?

 

This is tragic and sad ... it definitely proves that money isn't everything:

https://www.foxnews.com/health/bill...uring-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

 

... it definitely proves that money isn't everything:

But a working penis is.

 

The importance of reading the fine print:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-...nsurance-policy-wins-10000-in-hidden-contest/

Hidden deep within the text of her Squaremouth insurance policy was a contest to win $10,000. The company buried instructions for claiming the grand prize in the fine print of every Tin Leg Travel Insurance contract.

 

The importance of reading the fine print:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-...nsurance-policy-wins-10000-in-hidden-contest/

Did ever have one of those tests where the first instruction was to read all instructions first? Second instruction was to write your name at the top of the test. After that where all kind of crazy instructions like standing up and shouting your name etc. Last instruction was to was to complete only instructions 1 and 2.

 

Did ever have one of those tests where the first instruction was to read all instructions first? Second instruction was to write your name at the top of the test. After that where all kind of crazy instructions like standing up and shouting your name etc. Last instruction was to was to complete only instructions 1 and 2.

Yeap... but I never fell for it, cause I had the habit of always first reading the tests in a bottom to top order before getting started. That way I had a quicker grasp of which were the hardest (and easiest) questions.

 

Yeap... but I never fell for it, cause I had the habit of always first reading the tests in a bottom to top order before getting started. That way I had a quicker grasp of which were the hardest (and easiest) questions.

Well I didn't fall for it because I knew how to take instructions. I do remember a test we had in electronics class. It was multiple choice. I didn't realize it but there was a pattern. The answers to the test spelled out Merry Christmas and Happy New year If you have your pocket screwdriver. Didn't get a 100% I missed a couple. Would have aced it had I been more observant. .