https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-in-connecticut-drove-drunk-on-vanilla-extract-police-say

That is a lot of vanilla extract. Yuck! There are a LOT better ways to get smashed.

 

That is a lot of vanilla extract. Yuck! There are a LOT better ways to get smashed.

I love vanilla, but gaaacckk. I've heard of alcoholics using vanilla, mouthwash, all sorts of things including methanol. Why? I mean, vanilla costs more than vodka, so why bother?

 

Eons ago when I worked in a computer store we had a salesman that would be constantly swigging a Bianca bottle.

 

I remember in the 1960's going into a small store on an Indian reservation in the Southwestern part of the United States. There were shelves full of boxes of vanilla extract. It wasn't until later I understood what the attraction was.

 

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/01/airport-luggage-stuffed-with-leeches/

Officials peered inside the man’s bags and found hundreds of containers filled with slimy, writhing objects—5,000 live leeches. It was October 17, 2018, and the trusty beagle had helped authorities snag Canada’s first known leech “smuggler.” (Authorities are calling him an alleged illegal leech importer, rather than a smuggler, because he wasn’t necessarily purposefully hiding the contraband.)

 

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/01/airport-luggage-stuffed-with-leeches/

Maybe he has a medieval barber?

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/theodoric-of-york/n8661

 

Maybe he has a medieval barber?

Or knows a plastic surgeon or works in a burn unit or.........
https://www.healthline.com/health/what-is-leech-therapy#how-it-works

 

https://www.wtae.com/article/police-arrest-woman-for-driving-drunk-on-vanilla-extract/26053812

“Upon speaking with Warner-Grise, officers detected an odor of vanilla coming from her breath, her speech was slurred and she was unable to answer basic questions,” according to the arrest report.

“In addition, several bottles of pure vanilla extract were located inside the vehicle.”

 

https://www.wtae.com/article/police-arrest-woman-for-driving-drunk-on-vanilla-extract/26053812

And now for something weird...

 

Recursive posting at its best, isn't it?

 

Recursive posting at its best, isn't it?

More like infinite loop. There is no degenerative case.

 

I am soooo confused:

Pro Lesbian Radical Feminist: Transgender Activism Is a 'Men's Rights Movement'.

 

Sh*t or die!

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north...ure-every-day-to-help-save-agriculture-report

Or die sh*tting.

I got news for Kimmie. In order for people to sh*t they have to eat.

 

Sh*t or die!

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north...ure-every-day-to-help-save-agriculture-report

Or die sh*tting.

I got news for Kimmie. In order for people to sh*t they have to eat.

You can't make that sh*t up.

 

Sh*t or die!

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north...ure-every-day-to-help-save-agriculture-report

Or die sh*tting.

I got news for Kimmie. In order for people to sh*t they have to eat.

One of the first casualties of statism is the Law of Causality.

 

One of the first casualties of statism is the Law of Causality.

I used to laugh at management when they'd set a budget for the year calling for 15% (or similarly absurd) sales growth. Without a plan, resources, etc, such demands were as ridiculous as demanding 60kg/day of poop per capita. But they couldn't understand that and they'd get a genuinely pained look on their face and want to know why I wasn't happy to buy into their plan. At least Kim Jong-Un doesn't have to deal with turds in his punchbowl like me.

 

I used to laugh at management when they'd set a budget for the year calling for 15% (or similarly absurd) sales growth. Without a plan, resources, etc, such demands were as ridiculous as demanding 60kg/day of poop per capita. But they couldn't understand that and they'd get a genuinely pained look on their face and want to know why I wasn't happy to buy into their plan. At least Kim Jong-Un doesn't have to deal with turds in his punchbowl like me.

I bitched when I was told that the bonus for my engineering work was going to depend on how well our sales force did its job. As if one had anything to do with the other.

 

I bitched when I was told that the bonus for my engineering work was going to depend on how well our sales force did its job. As if one had anything to do with the other.

So the incentive was to quit designing and get out there to support sales? There are times when that could make sense, but usually not.

 

https://www.ajc.com/lifestyles/holi...our-for-valentine-day/kh6XqnWwbrpCqRPkT1TjXJ/

 

https://www.ajc.com/lifestyles/holi...our-for-valentine-day/kh6XqnWwbrpCqRPkT1TjXJ/

What did the poor cockroach ever did to these guys? ...