Why are people only abducted by aliens in places like rural Mississippi or Tennessee and not from New York City or downtown LA?

Because the aliens are from New York City and downtown LA.

 

Because the aliens are from New York City and downtown LA.

Not Miami?

 

I'm going with there are already so many strange characters in places like LA, they don't want to risk abducting another space alien.

That's real hard on the poor guy.

 

That's real hard on the poor guy.

I wonder if he likes shrimp?

 

https://www.sfgate.com/neighborhood...n-allegedly-pretended-to-be-fake-13542373.php

A Pearland woman is accused of pretending to be a fake autistic twin sister to hire and con a caregiver, a bizarre hoax that was strictly for sexual gratification, Pearland police said Thursday.

Rachel Childs, 29, has been charged with burglary of a habitation with intent to commit assault and indecent exposure, according to a press release.

 

 

https://mobilesyrup.com/2019/01/18/sphoon_phork-smartphone-case-built-in-spoon-fork/

 

https://mobilesyrup.com/2019/01/18/sphoon_phork-smartphone-case-built-in-spoon-fork/

It also looks like the Sphoon_phork will first release in white, though the ridiculous case’s Kickstarter page says that “more funky colours” are coming in the future.

Shouldn't that be "phunky"?

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/21/ancient-scottish-stone-circle-was-built-in-1990s

A stone circle thought to be thousands of years old has turned out to be a lot more modern after a former farm owner admitted building it in the 1990s.

 

We had a big rock pile on our place too.

 

https://www.news.com.au/travel/trav...n/news-story/5248010cf59fe8983422969ca3498e77

A Taiwanese woman, known as the “Bikini Climber” for scaling mountains in swimwear, was found frozen to death after a 20m fall, according to reports.

 

https://www.news.com.au/travel/trav...n/news-story/5248010cf59fe8983422969ca3498e77

A Taiwanese woman, known as the “Bikini Climber” for scaling mountains in swimwear, was found frozen to death after a 20m fall, according to reports.

I'm sorry I wasn't there to help keep her warm.

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7042862/

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7042862/

The Bigfoot??? what did that poor thing ever did to Hitler?!!

 

That's hard to believe they would run with such a plot. I thought it was a spoof at first.

 

The Bigfoot??? what did that poor thing ever did to Hitler?!!

The Bigfoot? There is only one? He sure gets around.

 

The Bigfoot? There is only one? He sure gets around.

That subject is going to be dealt with in the next movie by the producer of the previous artistic marvel: "The rise of Bigfoot's bride"

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/22/south-korean-parents-hire-thugs-stop-school-bullies/

South Korean parents are hiring muscular, tattooed men to pose as fake “uncles” to protect their children from bullies at school.

Meanwhile the “chaperone package” deploys the more high-profile tactic of visiting the bullies’ parents at their workplace and publicly shaming them.

 

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...k/news-story/7fa959901ce448aa992971cd1d5ce9d6

What else is in those tanning injections?

 

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...k/news-story/7fa959901ce448aa992971cd1d5ce9d6

What else is in those tanning injections?

Wow she made a good choice.

I have news for the author of that article. She wasn't a "glamor model" before or after her procedures.