A man walks into a McDonald's with a dead raccoon and says....

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-brings-dead-raccoon-into-san-francisco-mcdonalds

"A restaurant will never be cleaner then it is the day after reopening and with so many Health Inspectors watching them," one person tweeted.

"I’ve seen worse than a dead raccoon at that same McDonald’s," someone else wrote.

 

A man walks into a McDonald's with a dead raccoon and says....

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-brings-dead-raccoon-into-san-francisco-mcdonalds

An unidentified man with gloves eventually picked up the animal by its tail and dropped it in a garbage can outside, all the while creating a trail of blood from the table through the store and out to the parking lot.

 

Probably his emotional support animal.

 

https://gizmodo.com/how-cartographers-for-the-u-s-military-inadvertently-c-1830758394

The visitors started coming in 2013. The first one who came and refused to leave until he was let inside was a private investigator named Roderick. He was looking for an abducted girl, and he was convinced she was in the house.
...
The outline of this story might sound familiar to you if you’ve heard about this home in Atlanta, or read about this farm in Kansas, and it is, in fact, similar: John and Ann, too, are victims of bad digital mapping. There is a crucial difference though: This time it happened on a global scale, and the U.S. government played a key role.

 

https://www.scmp.com/tech/article/2...ing-people-roof-hit-china-thanks-viral-videos

 

A real bad taste in Christmas movies:

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/couple-sues-lifetime-over-ugly-christmas-harmony-comment​

Even worse than a lump of coal, Lifetime was slapped with a lawsuit for calling a random family ugly in, of all things, a Christmas movie.

 

 

Right solution, wrong problem.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/human-wasteland-map-plots-all-of-san-franciscos-poop

 

Are they paining the sidewalks with poop poof paint?

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-46840201

a 33-year-old man surnamed Yang was fined NT$60,000 ($1,952; £1,522) this week, for violating the Taiwan Animal Protection Act, after he posted a Scottish fold cat in a sealed cardboard box to a local animal shelter in Banciao District.

 

Hope they know when to turn around.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/jan/09/flat-earth-cruise-nautical-navigation

All aboard the Flat Earth cruise – just don’t tell them about nautical navigation

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-46840201

Was the cat alive or dead? Or alive and dead at the same time?

 

Hope they know when to turn around.

That is easy. Turn around just before you get to the edge. Duh!

 

Was the cat alive or dead? Or alive and dead at the same time?

Fortunately, the poor thing coalesced into being alive when a smart observer opened the box.

 

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/state-battles-theft-of-69-and-420-mile-marker-signs/

“Depending on location and what was taken, we can replace the sign or, at times, leave one blank — so there would be a 419 and 421 mile-marker but not a 420,” she said. “In addition, we’ve created other signs — 419.9 and 68.9 — so they still give drivers location information without being a popular number to steal.”

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8161035/mums-left-shock-kkk-toys-kinder-surprise/

Kimberley immediately felt sick at the thought that her son could have played with the toy.

The kid is 15 months old/ Doesn't know a K from a Z!

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8161035/mums-left-shock-kkk-toys-kinder-surprise/

Kimberley immediately felt sick at the thought that her son could have played with the toy.

The kid is 15 months old/ Doesn't know a K from a Z!

KKK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Karl_Kox

A match with the father of the 'Rock".

 

https://wokennews.com/2019/01/10/japanese-veteran-dies-after-6000kg-of-porn-collection-fell-on-him/

 

https://wokennews.com/2019/01/10/japanese-veteran-dies-after-6000kg-of-porn-collection-fell-on-him/

I don't think this is the first time this has happened. I think it happened before and in Japan too. Unless I heard this back in December but I think it was earlier than that.

I don't see a date. Is it a recent article? This past December?

 

Let me guess, he was assigned to units co-located with Americans, like Iwo Jima and Marcus.