Dopes

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/09/26/smash-grab-thieves-marijuana-dispensary-oregano/

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (CBS4) – A group of teens smashed a stolen van into a marijuana dispensary in Colorado Springs and stole a bunch of herb. Actually, it was herbs. Oregano, to be specific.

The owners of Native Roots, at Academy Boulevard and Austin Bluffs Parkway, told our partners at KKTV they don’t put real marijuana in the display cases.

 

Too bad for this poor guy.
https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/l...nt-in-jack-in-the-box-drive-thru/63-598745373

 

Too bad for this poor guy.
https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/l...nt-in-jack-in-the-box-drive-thru/63-598745373

Yeah... I read about it yesterday... horrible...

 

https://ktla.com/2018/09/24/disturbing-photo-shows-baby-crawling-across-busy-new-jersey-road/

It’s horrible what could have happened but humans are explorers and kids will 'disappear' in an instant.

 

https://ktla.com/2018/09/24/disturbing-photo-shows-baby-crawling-across-busy-new-jersey-road/

It’s horrible what could have happened but humans are explorers and kids will 'disappear' in an instant.

I was one of those kids, and had a brush with death a couple of times before I turned seven due to my insatiable curiosity.

 

https://ktla.com/2018/09/24/disturbing-photo-shows-baby-crawling-across-busy-new-jersey-road/

It’s horrible what could have happened but humans are explorers and kids will 'disappear' in an instant.

Fake news, the story starts out...

A motorist spotted a baby boy crawling across a busy street in New Jersey

It looks like they finally wrapped filming the story when they were able to get a video with two moving cars on the road to confirm it was "busy". The rest of the story shows empty streets or a single vehicle slowly putter through the sleepy neighborhood.

 

Fake news, the story starts out...

What was that 'baby' really doing?

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...-starting-wildfire-fire-gender-reveal-n915441

Dickey's attorney did not immediately respond to a request for comment; the baby's gender was not immediately clear.

 

https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2018/10/02/horse-runs-through-sports-bar-vpx.hln

A racehorse runs into a bar. The bartender says...

 

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/italy-rome-airport-luggage-bomb-coconuts

In the criminal justice system, coconut based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In Rome, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious coconuts are members of an elite squad known as the Exlploding Coconut Unit. These are their stories .

 

Today, we rely on our alarm clocks or cell phone alarms to wake us up in the morning, but before these items were invented, people still needed to be to work on time. Most large, industrial cities had people working as knocker-uppers. Knocker-uppers carried long sticks with them and went from house to house, rapping on bedroom windows to make sure that their clients got out of bed in time. Knocker-uppers earned a few pence each week from their clients and an extra bonus if they stayed at the window, annoyingly knocking, until they were certain the person was awake and ready to start their day.

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I may have posted this before, But..
That could have got me into possible trouble when I first came to N.A.
One of my New neighbors mentioned she had to be at work at a new job but was worried because her alarm clock had gone belly up.
I told her when I went to work I would Knock her up in the morning if she wished.
She looked at me really funny.
Max.

 

https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/oct/01/fire-in-hole-a-midway-mystery-20181001-1/

Meteorite, Satan ruled out, but fire in hole remains mystery for Arkansas town

 

Shredded money:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/utah-toddler-put-1000-through-shredder-parents-say

A Utah toddler’s parents are in disbelief after they discovered their 2-year-old son sent more than $1,000 through a shredder.

 

Shredded money:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/utah-toddler-put-1000-through-shredder-parents-say

Lucky he did not shred his fingers. Two years old with access to that machine. OMG.

 

Meth-head excuse #458
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/ghost/meth-ghost-story-829645

Louisiana Man Tells Cops That A Ghost Planted Meth On Him

 

I've fallen down and ...

 

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/digiorno-little-caesars/849103032

 

Bricked!

 

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/hotel-honeymoon-sri-lanka-drunk-purchase

Business is now booming and they’ve since seen a steady flow of customers. But they insist their next big decision will be made sober.