She would be a scary date to take out to dinner.

She actually makes me glad that I'm definitely out of the market...

 

I'm not sure if I am impressed or appalled or both. She would be a scary date to take out to dinner.

She can eat from the value menu.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/68567...day-remote-russian-towns-weapons-test-aliens/

 

I found her sort of attractive until she started playing with her food...

Simply disgusting.

 

Simply disgusting.

Me? Or her?

 

Me? Or her?

Not you Joey. All those participating in contests like that. They look like stupid animals to me.

 

Learning programming using a Harry Potter Wand app:

Bertus

 

Learning programming using a Harry Potter Wand app:

Bertus

It’s up for pre-order with delivery October 1, priced at $99.99 I wonder how much of that represents licensing fee?

 

Get Back Husband or Wife Spells

(the site further states:

Need to get your husband back or your wife back then you may try this spell, and if you have any questions then let me know

Hair plays a very important role in casting powerful love spells
You may take the hair of your husband or your wife, after you have taken his or her hair, you may take your hair also, mix both the hair together, apply a mould of ghankar roots, and kept it with you for 40 days.
After 40 days are over you will see miracles by the spell that you have done or performed.)

Seriously. I'm not sure if links are allowed here that's why i copy pasted but this is superrrr weird.

 

How much is a mould?

 

From the context I suspect the meaning of "mould" here relates to this:

...the form or shape of something, especially the features or physique of a person or the build of an animal.​

 

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/egyptian-...g-donkeys-141304478--abc-news-topstories.html

 

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/life...py-tinder-profile-leaves-users-concerned.html

The 26-year-old nurse says she's "looking for a lifetime partner who is really hardworking, humble, HEALTHY and trustworthy.

"He must have both lungs and kidneys and a heart with a sinus rhythm".

In addition to this, the lucky chap can't be a smoker, he can occasionally drink, but he can't take any substances that can damage his liver.

It's unclear who screenshotted the creepy page, but it's definitely captured attention. People have taken to Twitter to voice their concerns that you're almost guaranteed to wake up in a bath full of ice after going on a date with Nicole.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...ol-as-kids-scream-in-horror-get-back-mom.html

Kids screamed in terror as a giant tarantula crawled toward a pool over the weekend — but Nicole Kidman remained calm. After all, the American-Australian actress is no stranger to large critters.

"Get back, mom! Step back!" one of Kidman's children can be heard instructing in the background of a video Kidman posted on Instagram Sunday. It's unclear where the video was taken.

The video, which has garnered more than 280,000 views as of Monday morning, shows the black, hairy spider walking into the pool as Kidman moves closer. Kidman, 51, later gives fans a close-up of the trapped arachnid inside a glass.

 

Smashed and Furious

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ury-vehicles-destroyed-philippines-smuggling/

 

Never drink and shop, my mamma always warned me:

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/bu...-total-30b-online-each-year-what-they-n895886

 

Never drink and shop, my mamma always warned me:

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/bu...-total-30b-online-each-year-what-they-n895886

Funny!
Best drunk online shopping.
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dr...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

 

Funny!
Best drunk online shopping.
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dr...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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For me, this one's the best on that list :

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It was the top hats for me. Reminded me of that singing frog cartoon and the old froggy went to courtin song.

 

Back into the shark tank:

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/07/31/us/shark-stolen-san-antonio-aquarium-trnd/index.html

"After grabbing the shark they entered into one of our filter rooms where they poured (a) bucket of bleach solution that employees used for the disinfection of tools into our cold water exhibit filtration system, causing harm to other wildlife," the aquarium statement said. The men put the shark in the bucket and stashed it on the stroller to make their getaway.