What a bunch of fools:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...h-other-s-signature-foods-ahead-big-game.html

In related food news

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42826028

 

In more related food news

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5316759/Inmate-busted-entering-prison-home-cooked-meals.html

A Texas inmate’s craving for home-cooked food has landed him in a lot of trouble when he was caught sneaking back into a federal prison, after breaking out to pick up his favorite treats.

 

In more related food news

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5316759/Inmate-busted-entering-prison-home-cooked-meals.html

Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you happy to see me.

 

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/1/25/16933812/elon-musk-boring-company-flamethrower-price

https://www.online-paralegal-programs.com/what-states-are-flamethrowers-legal-in/

Flamethrowers are an extremely fun and exciting weapon that can make any day a great time. They remain legal in many states in the union and thus it is possible to spend the day playing with your own personal flamethrower.

Legal in every state but California.

 

http://fox59.com/2018/01/27/donkey-...ts-and-sheep-through-california-neighborhood/

WEST COVINA, Calif. - In an incident police described as "one for the books," a lone donkey was found leading a herd of goats and sheep through residential streets of West Covina after escaping from a property in a neighboring city on Thursday.

 

Ready. Aim. YOGA!

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...s-birth-rubber-glove-five-compresses-surgeon/

 

This should definitely be filed under "weird":

Florida is the worst state in the nation in every way.

Choice quote:

So have you had the desire to go swimming in Michigan — or Alaska lately?

I live in Florida. I've been almost everywhere else.

If there were a better state than Florida (and it definitely would not be Michigan!), I'd be living there.

 

Most of Florida is hell on earth.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/4...-hell-on-earth-but-we-loved-it-anyway-6534986

 

Most of Florida is hell on earth.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/4...-hell-on-earth-but-we-loved-it-anyway-6534986

Hey! That was my party!

 

Drowning in oxygen. Yes it can happen. Well more of a poisoning.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/...being-sucked-into-mri-machine-police-say.html

The question is, how in the hell does something like this happen? There are no safety procedures regarding the operation of an MRI in India? He should have never been able to enter the room if the machine was in operation!.

 

Needed to find some Corona balls and nuts for a high voltage terminal like these.

A quick google search found this instead.

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/new...united-flight/ar-BBIti2U?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/new...united-flight/ar-BBIti2U?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp

This is ridiculous... dogs, I get... and that's about it... but a freakin' peacock???

 

Needed find some Corona balls and nuts for a high voltage terminal like these.

A quick google search found this instead.

"Balls and nuts" are returning that? On Google?

 

"Balls and nuts" are returning that? On Google?

Safe search.

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/new...united-flight/ar-BBIti2U?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp

I smell lawsuit. Precedent has already been established
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2016/...out-emotional-support-animals-on-flights.html

 

This is ridiculous... dogs, I get... and that's about it... but a freakin' peacock???

I can be convinced to not travel with my emotional support elephant but I refuse to travel without my emotional support Komodo Dragon, Muffin.

Isn't she adorable?

 

I can be convinced to not travel with my emotional support elephant but I refuse to travel without my emotional support Komodo Dragon, Muffin.

Isn't she adorable?

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That's a "she" ???

 

That's a "she" ???

You can't tell the difference? Did your daddy ever have the talk with you?