Sexy kangaroo blocks access to toilet.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/trave...o/news-story/2e33cd4cb65f3b487a98140a1facdbd3

 

Maybe he was the bear's sugar-daddy, and he decided to break it off?

Or the other way around - the guy got B!%ch slapped as he was thrown out of the den.

 

My dog will finally be able to tell me how stupid he really thinks I am!

 

My dog will finally be able to tell me how stupid he really thinks I am!

"Being able to communicate with animals would mean more than just forging closer emotional ties with them. It could eliminate the guesswork in caring for animals and even save their lives."

Hmmm I wonder if we could even do this with human animals??

 

Hmmm I wonder if we could even do this with human animals??

I doubt that possibility for animals that were formerly considered human...

 

 

They're both funny, but that line "that subtle difference between creativity and complex stupidity" is priceless!

Scott Adams is a genius.

another of his gems...Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

 

A Sodom and Gomorrah-worthy event:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/12/michigan-state-cancels-make-your-own-dildo-student-event.html

The three-hour workshop, titled “Condoms, Cookies & Consent,” said it would offer “sexual health based trivia” and the chance to “make your own external and internal simulation devices (i.e. dildos)!”

 

A Sodom and Gomorrah-worthy event:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/12/michigan-state-cancels-make-your-own-dildo-student-event.html

I am in favor of removing all public funding for state universities that try to pull this crap.

 

That makes two geniuses then who think the current occupant of the White House is a Very Stable Genius...

Not taking the bait, but who would the second be? Yes I know that he was one of only a very few that accurately predicted one particular outcome, but I know that is way beneath you to interject politics into the thread.

I do believe Adams is a genius, in the same sense as I think of Woody Allen and Richard Prior as being geniuses. The ability to first see certain common characteristics of human behavior and then to be able to communicate it effectively and with humor - is absolutely brilliant in my view.

Acknowledging brilliance does not confer genius in all aspects of the person, nor does it mean that they are particularly non-dysfunction in belief or action. Case in point William Shockly. I suppose you could disagree, I am OK with that if you do.

 

I am in favor of removing all public funding for state universities that try to pull this crap.

I agree, Joey... but it's better if we step away from the edge of politics...

 

...who would the second be?

Must you ask?

Me, of course!

 

Must you ask?

Me, of course!

You're no Scott Addams, but you are capable of humor [at some level]

 

You're no Scott Addams...

Is he related to Uncle Fester?

 

Is he related to Uncle Fester?

Uncle Fester was fine, it's Uncle Joe that I always wondered about...why was he moving kinda slow...and hanging around with those young babes?

 

Suicide by cop?
http://www.kptv.com/story/37256717/...lved-shooting-outside-sherwood?autostart=true

 

http://www.kptv.com/story/37260443/...es-sausage-to-bash-his-way-out?autostart=true

Thank goodness he had a big sausage.

 

And here I didn't even know that this show existed:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-42679414

A cult Mexican horror radio programme called "The Hairy Hand" has ended after 22 years on air. ... The format was simple. Listeners would call in to tell disturbing stories of supernatural experiences to a receptive and believing presenter.

 

And here I didn't even know that this show existed:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-42679414

This is what Coast to Coast radio program was like until George Noory ruined it. Now it is a place to sell you crap book that no one wants to read. Why would I take medical advice from some quack "doctor" that is willing to stay up all ours of the night to sell their book on a wacko radio program?

 

I remember listening to Art Bell.