NK plants trees and digs trench to keep the invading South Korean population out.

Bad neighbors, it looks like they blew their leaves on the other side of the border.

 

I can't even begin to imagine the extent of the hangover:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/2...o-after-looters-steal-1800-gallons-vodka.html

Police in California are on the hunt for three potential suspects seen on surveillance video who may have made off with more than 1,800 gallons of vodka from a distillery on Sunday.

 

I can't even begin to imagine the extent of the hangover:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/2...o-after-looters-steal-1800-gallons-vodka.html

I can think of a lot of things worth stealing. California vodka ain't one of 'em.

 

I can think of a lot of things worth stealing. California vodka ain't one of 'em.

No vodka is worth stealin' ... ughhh

 

His timing was just a little off for a Darwin Award. On your marks, get set ...
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/crime/article183589466.html

 

His timing was just a little off for a Darwin Award. On your marks, get set ...
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/crime/article183589466.html

He got real lucky by a couple of milliseconds.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/11...r-20-years-after-forgetting-where-parked.html

A German man took parking lot forgetfulness to a whole new level — misplacing his Volkswagen for 20 years. The unidentified 76-year-old reported to Frankfurt police back in 1997 that his Passat had been pilfered, but it turns out he had merely forgotten where he parked the car.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/11...r-20-years-after-forgetting-where-parked.html

How much was he charged for 20 years of parking?

 

How much was he charged for 20 years of parking?

His car was at the parking lot of an industrial building... I doubt they charged for parking at that place...

As a side note, the mother of a friend of mine was so forgetful that one time when she drove to a friend's hose to play cards she was given a ride back home by one of her friends because she had forgotten she had taken the car!

 

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/11...r-20-years-after-forgetting-where-parked.html

Good thing he did not misplace a library book.

 

Pet stories.
https://www.pcgamesn.com/call-of-duty-wwii/call-of-doodee-patent

http://siberiantimes.com/other/othe...ith-two-guns-on-the-loose-in-siberian-region/

 

Pet stories.


http://siberiantimes.com/other/othe...ith-two-guns-on-the-loose-in-siberian-region/

He has a right to bear arms, after all.

 

He has a right to bear arms, after all.

You mean, a right to arm bears, no?

 

This is sad indeed:

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017...orway-after-getting-hit-by-freight-train.html

I wonder, what are they going to do with them? Sell the skin and meat? Turn them into glue?

 

This is sad indeed:

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017...orway-after-getting-hit-by-freight-train.html

I wonder, what are they going to do with them? Sell the skin and meat? Turn them into glue?

Well one thing is for sure, They won't be playing any reindeer games.

 

Joey's main source of food is road so sign him up. OK in this case it is track kill but he is flexible.

 

Joey's main source of food is road till sign him up. OK in thus case it is track kill but he is flexible.

Hey, a little ketchup and pickles can fix almost anything!

 

This is sad indeed:

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017...orway-after-getting-hit-by-freight-train.html

I wonder, what are they going to do with them? Sell the skin and meat? Turn them into glue?

Santa's sleigh will have to be a bit lighter this year. I'll use the article to show my kids why the tree is less full this year.

 

Santa's sleigh will have to be a bit lighter this year. I'll use the article to show my kids why the tree is less full this year.

Fortunately your kids must be... what? about 30 years old? ... just as long as you don't show it to your grand-kids!

 

Fortunately your kids must be... what? about 30 years old? ... just as long as you don't show it to your grand-kids!

Grandkids? I think I'll need an Over-the-Horizon Radar for that.