Delta's turn.

Though, they didn't beat up the two year old. Pikers.

 

All the news that fits in print.

 

https://japantoday.com/category/fea...you-can-'beat-up'-to-impress-your-girlfriend【

"Theme park offering fake thugs you can 'beat up' to impress your girlfriend"

Cheap imitation, American parks offer real thugs.

 

https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/theme-park-now-offering-fake-thugs-you-can-'beat-up'-to-impress-your-girlfriend【

"Theme park offering fake thugs you can 'beat up' to impress your girlfriend"

Cheap imitation, American parks offer real thugs.

I thought they didn't have girlfriends anymore in Japan.

 

I thought they didn't have girlfriends anymore in Japan.

You could impress your hizamakura.

 

Lick you cat

http://mashable.com/2016/05/18/cat-tongue-brush/#7d52s6o2pEqU

 

In Pittsburgh. first we had the Hays eagles

Now we have the Hays alligators
http://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/two-alligators-removed-from-pittsburgh-home-/519002540

 

Oregon

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/portland_steak-centric_strip_c.html

In a story seemingly found in the "Portlandia" writing room's trash can, Vice's"feminist channel" Broadly reports that two Portland strip clubs -- Acropolis, the place where you eat steak and watch women take their clothes off, and Dusk 'Til Dawn: Casa Diablo 2, the place where you eat vegan food and watch women take their clothes off -- are in an "insane feud."

[Oregon allows "two-way" contact between customers and fully-nude dancers along with hard liquor sales] and live sex shows.

 

What 'really' sucks in Oregon.

 

I think I'm gonna pass on this one:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/denmark-beer-brewer-norrebro-bryghus-human-urine-fertilizer/​

A brewery in Denmark is making beer using human urine. The specialty pilsner is called "Pisner,"

 

I think I'm gonna pass on this one:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/denmark-beer-brewer-norrebro-bryghus-human-urine-fertilizer/​

A brewery in Denmark is making beer using human urine. The specialty pilsner is called "Pisner,"

No thanks.

Today's Spanish lesson.

 

Oregon

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/portland_steak-centric_strip_c.html

[Oregon allows "two-way" contact between customers and fully-nude dancers along with hard liquor sales] and live sex shows.

Casa Diablo is not a meat market? I'll be taking my business to Acropolis.

 

Unicorn lawsuit!

http://www.kptv.com/story/35351628/...rbucks-stole-its-unicorn-drink?autostart=true

NEW YORK (AP) - A Brooklyn cafe that created a "Unicorn Latte" is accusing Starbucks of "overshadowing" its health-conscious drink with the sugary Unicorn Frappuccino in a new lawsuit.

 

I don't like possums, but I definitely don't hate them that much!:

Man sets fire to smoke out opossums, burns down house instead

 

I don't like possums, but I definitely don't hate them that much!:

Man sets fire to smoke out opossums, burns down house instead

My dog likes to lick them.

 

My dog likes to lick them.

Burned down houses?

 

My dog likes to lick them.

uuugghhhhh...

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I don't like possums, but I definitely don't hate them that much!:

Man sets fire to smoke out opossums, burns down house instead

Too bad he wasn't inside. Then he'd be a Darwin Award nominee. (Not that I wish he was inside!)

 

Looking for a few good men and women.

https://www.stripes.com/news/marine...-scandal-at-marine-base-1.467013#.WQ31L1QrK2w

MARINE CORPS BASE QUANTICO, Virginia — In a cramped office at the Marines' Quantico base outside Washington, about 20 investigators sit elbow to elbow, staring into their computers as images of naked men and women flash across the screens.
...
"If you do that eight to 10 hours a day, five days a week, you get pretty burned out," NCIS Director Andrew Traver said in an interview. New agents cycled in after the first month, he said, "just because of the burnout factor, especially the ones that are doing the image review."

O'God, The things I've seen.

 

He should have known to pay for the non-urine soaked seat upgrade. Obviously another air travel greenhorn.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ine-soaked-seat-entire-three-hour-flight.html