I think Happy Jack was the only winner not to thank anyone. He was too busy saying, "look mom, I can do push-ups! Watch me, watch me!"

 

I think Happy Jack was the only winner not to thank anyone. He was too busy saying, "look mom, I can do push-ups! Watch me, watch me!"

@GopherT I relinquish my wonderful award from a few posts back. I cannot accept t in the presence of such genius in the matter.

 

I think Happy Jack was the only winner not to thank anyone. He was too busy saying, "look mom, I can do push-ups! Watch me, watch me!"

If you were 73 and should have won for the movie Shane I think you have every right to show off a little.

 

@GopherT I relinquish my wonderful award from a few posts back. I cannot accept t in the presence of such genius in the matter.

An old actor doing push-ups doesn't come close to a woman molded into a chair. It belongs to you until someone knocks the king off of the hill.

 

An old actor doing push-ups doesn't come close to a woman molded into a chair. It belongs to you until someone knocks the king off of the hill.

Apparently you and nsaspook are tuned into a frequency that I can't get. I have no idea how you got "old actor" out of that.

 

http://www.wcyb.com/news/national/d...-dance-in-front-of-dementia-patient/352049988

 

http://www.wcyb.com/news/national/d...-dance-in-front-of-dementia-patient/352049988

You should have held that one until March to guarantee a 2-month reign for the Master of Weird certificate.

 

http://www.wcyb.com/news/national/d...-dance-in-front-of-dementia-patient/352049988

The poor fellow probably doesn't even remember the dance anyway...

 

The poor fellow probably doesn't even remember the dance anyway...

He's not going to tell.

 

He's not going to tell.

that too...

 

He's not going to tell.

It is how I want to go out except I want somene like this as my nurse.

 

It is how I want to go out except I want somene like this as my nurse.

By that time, you'll likely be able to order her on Amazon. You might want to sign up for Amazon prime - paying return shipping would be a pain if she doesn't fit.

 

http://www.wcyb.com/news/national/d...-dance-in-front-of-dementia-patient/352049988

Why, why, why? No good deed goes unpunished.

You try to help and then

 

Why are his two friends looking at him?

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/builder-accidentally-fires-nail-gun-9860635

Spoiler

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/builder-accidentally-fires-nail-gun-9860635

Spoiler

Ouch!

 

And I thought I had stomach problems

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/builder-accidentally-fires-nail-gun-9860635

Spoiler

He will live to nail again... But he may not be able to screw.

 

https://www.bustle.com/p/steve-harv...cars-mix-up-his-gleefulness-is-palpable-40903

Methinks Steve Harvey is feeling pretty happy right now. On Sunday night, after a show that had gone fairly smoothly, the Oscars featured what has to be the biggest mix-up in award show history when La La Land was announced as Best Picture, only for moments later it to be revealed that Moonlight actually won. Of course, only one person can come to mind in a moment like this: Broderick Stephen Harvey, award show snafu extraordinaire. Naturally, Steve Harvey has now tweeted about the Oscars mix-up and he seems to be reveling in it.

The former Apollo host wrote early on Monday morning, "Good morning everybody! Went to sleep early last night. So... what I miss?"

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/feature/a822200/7-biggest-award-show-gaffes/

Award ceremonies don't get much bigger than the Oscars, and prizes don't get more high-profile than Best Picture, which is why the La La Land / Moonlight mix-up was pretty much the only thing social media was talking about the morning after.

But it's not the first (and we're fairly sure it won't be the last ) major awards ceremony gaffe.

What follows are our favourite shiny trophy moments that we had to watch between our fingers, whilst gasping in shock and awe.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/

"In the year 2017, what little remains of civilization feeds off the scrap heap of 20th."

This is the year it happens as told by time travelers in 1986.