Slow local news day.
http://www.kptv.com/story/34505673/...r-shooting-killing-rescue-pig-with-two-arrows

ST HELENS, OR (KPTV) -

A St. Helens man tells Fox 12 he acted in self-defense when he shot a neighbor’s 900-pound rescue pig with two arrows, killing it.

Bainbridge tells Fox 12 he is an amputee who doesn’t move very quickly and he feared for his safety when he saw the pig.
“The thing scared the [expletive] out of me. I stand in my backyard and I shoot archery as a hobby and there it was, okay, about 40 feet from me, and I shot it. That’s why,” Bainbridge said. “People get eaten by hogs, okay? I know a 74-year-old farmer that got eaten by his beloved hogs, okay?”
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The owner of the animal rescue, Michelle Fudge-Snow, says she’s devastated.

“I come home and he says, ‘Well your pigs dug up my backyard again,’ and I’m like, ‘Oh no, which one?’ and he’s like, ‘It’s the one with two arrows in it,’” Fudge-Snow said.
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Bainbridge and Fudge-Snow share a daughter together and both admit they have a history of disputes going back several years.

The poor baby mommas pig got caught in the middle.

Another 'Farmers Only' love story.

 

Slow local news day.
http://www.kptv.com/story/34505673/...r-shooting-killing-rescue-pig-with-two-arrows


The poor baby mommas pig got caught in the middle.

Another 'Farmers Only' love story.

Does he get to keep the bacon?

 

Does he get to keep the bacon?

I think he got the bacon when she had his kid years ago. This is why you don't live next door to your ex with the name of Snow-Fudge.

This reminds me of that classic battle of good and evil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)#The_pig

 

This reminds me of that classic battle of good and evil.

And don't forget the Hatfield's and McCoy's. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield–McCoy_feud

 

https://asiancorrespondent.com/2017/02/one-kim-jong-nams-alleged-assassins-lol-shirt/

A zoomed image, taken from CCTV footage, of one of the alleged killers appears to show a middle-aged woman of Asian descent wearing a shirt bearing the word “LOL” in large letters,The Star reported.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/02/15/women-trained-to-seduce-and-kill/

 

https://asiancorrespondent.com/2017/02/one-kim-jong-nams-alleged-assassins-lol-shirt/

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/02/15/women-trained-to-seduce-and-kill/

That's Agent 707.

 

https://asiancorrespondent.com/2017/02/one-kim-jong-nams-alleged-assassins-lol-shirt/

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/02/15/women-trained-to-seduce-and-kill/

LOL

 

http://www.abc2news.com/news/state/...luggage-claimed-it-was-for-medicinal-purposes

On January 29, two women arrived from Mongolia. Customs and Border Protection officers sent them for a routine agriculture examination. What was found inside might turn your stomach.

The women had a combined 42 pounds of horse meat concealed inside juice boxes. That includes 13 pounds of horse genitals that one of the women claimed were for medicinal purposes.

 

A lot of Asian people (and others) love to consume animal organs. You wouldn't believe what they'll pay for a bear bladder. And other parts.

I can see outlawing ivory and other endangered animal parts.

But if a woman wants to take her horse gonad sandwich with her.......she should be allowed too.

I almost went to jail for inquiring to sell my bear bladders years ago. One could sell the skin, skull and claws, but not the organs.

Maybe that has changed now.

 

I almost went to jail for inquiring to sell my bear bladders...

I could use a couple of bear bladders. Especially during a night of heavy drinking.

 

LOL

My kind of agent, cheap and sleazy.
http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/ca...der-suspect-showed-intel-operative-behaviour/

KUALA LUMPUR: The woman with the acronym “LOL” on her shirt, who was arrested this week in connection with the murder of North Korean Kim Jong Nam, stayed in cheap hotels, carried a wad of cash and cut her hair a day before the brazen attack at a Malaysian airport.
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“That is how they operate. Change of appearance, cash transactions, no paper trail and constantly on the move.”

 

Parents watched far too many westerns.
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-t...-James-and-Billy-Kidd-in-trouble-10942679.php

It sounds like an old joke: Jesse James and Billy Kidd walk into a Texas bar and trouble ensues.

Police in Lubbock most assuredly were not amused and insist it is all too real.

Officers say 22-year-old Jesse James Gomez and his 25-year-old brother, Billy Kidd Gomez, created quite a ruckus last week at Klusoz Martini Lounge in Lubbock, Texas.

 

Id' shoot someone over a cold taco too.

Police: Fight over cold taco leads woman to shoot boyfriend in N. Houston
http://abc13.com/news/police-cold-taco-leads-woman-to-shoot-her-boyfriend/1739749/

 

Id' shoot someone over a cold taco too.

Note to self: bring a magnetometer to my next dinner with Spinnaker - especially if we're going to a Mexican place.

 

Note to self: bring a magnetometer to my next dinner with Spinnaker - especially if we're going to a Mexican place.

A magnetometer... and a bullet proof vest... I mean, what if he wanted a flour tortilla instead of a corn one?

 

Note to self: bring a magnetometer to my next dinner with Spinnaker - especially if we're going to a Mexican place.

Speaking of which answer your pm.

It was dinner at cmartinez's right?


Or maybe we need to invite him to Patron's to get his opinion on their food?

 

A magnetometer... and a bullet proof vest... I mean, what if he wanted a flour tortilla instead of a corn one?

Always flour. Not a big fan of corn. Patron's has corn chips. They are OK. Salsa is pretty good.

 

Not a big fan of corn

Oh man... that tells me a lot of how much you don't know about corn tortillas...

 

Oh man... that tells me a lot of how much you don't know about corn tortillas...

Tell me the secret.

 

Tell me the secret.

Corn tortillas taste far better when they're freshly made, and not when bought at WalMart... also, there are many types of corn out there to make tortillas with. Such as blue, yellow, white, red, and even green and black...

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