I had some plastic surgery. Whatchya guys think of the new me?

 

I had some plastic surgery. Whatchya guys think of the new me?

What the..... Good Lord... I feel sorry for the guy...

 

I had some plastic surgery. Whatchya guys think of the new me?

I expected to see the strings from his head and arms.

 

Hello,

A mask would have been cheaper:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Crying-Baby...731788?hash=item5b3286fecc:g:0bsAAOSwepJXVHiq

Bertus

 

 

Off topic... Fake News.

 

Off topic... Fake News.

Some can't tell the difference.

 

I had some plastic surgery. Whatchya guys think of the new me?

A pathetic new you, Joey...

He says his appearance matches his soul now. There is another much more evident match: doll and him, none has brains.

 

A pathetic new you, Joey...

Something tells me that nothing, not even this, could lower my estimation in many eyes here.

Optimistic outlook: the only way is up.

 

I had some plastic surgery. Whatchya guys think of the new me?

What the heck was wrong with his original face? He was a good looking kid. Now he looks plastic.

 

I expected to see the strings from his head and arms.

Marina was a hotty.

 

Marina was a hotty.

She always seemed a little too wooden for me to get exited about.

Now this was a show for a great plastic surgeon to watch.

 

http://www.mcall.com/business/mc-mount-airy-casino-drunk-20170201-story.html

It's one that Mount Airy Casino apparently violated 18 times in one day. The Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board Wednesday fined Mount Airy $25,000 for an Oct. 7 incident in which three bartenders served 27 drinks in nine hours to a man who was playing a table top slot machine in its Glass Bar, including 18 drinks after the man was visibly drunk. The man, whom the casino did not identify, ended up falling off his bar stool and resisting arrest by state police.

Not impressed

 

Talk about true love:

"Man Sends Flowers to His Sick Dog, His Wife Is Not Impressed"

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/man-sends-flowers-sick-dog-wife-impressed/story?id=45245500​

 

Talk about true love:

"Man Sends Flowers to His Sick Dog, His Wife Is Not Impressed"

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/man-sends-flowers-sick-dog-wife-impressed/story?id=45245500​

Sounds like something I would do. With the best of intentions, of course.

 

Women just don't understand animal relationships.

 

Don't you think that after 8 or 9 times of a car scoring a goal the local DOT would have fixed the turn-off into something a little less dangerous.

The DOT claims there are no records of this happening 8 or 9 times but they refused to say the shop owner had alternative facts. The DOT said this is the second time it happened and a guardrail has been installed.

 

http://www.mcall.com/business/mc-mount-airy-casino-drunk-20170201-story.html

Not impressed

Some people just can't hold their liquor.

 

The DOT claims there are no records of this happening 8 or 9 times but they refused to say the shop owner had alternative facts. The DOT said this is the second time it happened and a guardrail has been installed.

Who you gonna believe, the guy with cars dropping from heaven on his lot or the DOT that left a launching ramp there in the first place?

 

Who you gonna believe, the guy with cars dropping from heaven on his lot or the DOT that left a launching ramp there in the first place?

Believe who you want - I get less gray hair when I don't view life as a conspiracy. Channel 11 news said they will rveview 911 call logs. Maybe people with black boots and ropes and turtlenecks came in one night to erase them - who knows.