http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4159368/Russian-roulette-TASERS-latest-hipster-trend.html

This is the direct evolutionary result of laws intended to protect idiots from themselves.

 

This is the direct evolutionary result laws intended to protect idiots from themselves.

Yeah, but unfortunately this way they're not being removed from the gene pool...

 

Yeah, but unfortunately this way they're not being removed from the gene pool...

That was my point.

 

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017...nsylvania-woman-hit-another-with-cane-took-8/

 

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017...-harasses-several-elementary-school-students/

I don't know what is going on in Pennsylvania recently but it seems like we have caught something from Florida.

 

http://nypost.com/video/incompetent-crook-holds-up-store-with-a-mini-baseball-bat/

 

An eye-popping experience:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38767179

"With the palm of my hand I felt my eyeball on the side of my face," he told New Zealand's Radio Sport. "I could still see out of the eye."

 

An eye-popping experience:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38767179

"With the palm of my hand I felt my eyeball on the side of my face," he told New Zealand's Radio Sport. "I could still see out of the eye."

That is nearly as cringe inducing as a crushed testicle story.

 

a crushed testicle story.

A stupid classmate hit violently one of mine with his knee. I spent around one hour sweating in the verge of fainting. Awful experience. As far as I recall, it was supposed to be a joke...!

 

A stupid classmate hit violently one of mine with his knee. I spent around one hour sweating in the verge of fainting. Awful experience. As far as I recall, it was supposed to be a joke...!

Ummm...I think we've all been there at one point or another.

 

Ummm...I think we've all been there at one point or another.

 

https://t.co/qrvv3o72hD

Worst flop ever?

 

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/alien-looking-insect-found-trapped-in-amber/

In fact, the extinct “extraterrestrial” was so different from other insects that its discoverers have created an entirely new order, called Aethiocarenodea, for the creature.

 

ouch!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/science...asel-display-rotterdam-natural-history-museum

The stone marten is the latest dead animal to go on display at the museum. It joins a sparrow that was shot after it sabotaged a world record attempt by knocking over 23,000 dominoes; a hedgehog that got fatally stuck in a McDonalds McFlurry pot, and a catfish that fell victim to a group of men in the Netherlands who developed a tradition for drinking vast amounts of beer and swallowing fish from their aquarium. The catfish turned out to be armoured, and on being swallowed raised its spines. The defence did not save the fish, but it put the 28-year-old man who tried to swallow it in intensive care for a week.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/science...asel-display-rotterdam-natural-history-museum

What a sad way for the poor creature to achieve immortality...

 

Scientists Find 'Oldest Human Ancestor' -- A Big-Mouthed Sea Creature With No Anus

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38800987

 

Scientists Find 'Oldest Human Ancestor' -- A Big-Mouthed Sea Creature With No Anus

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38800987

Oh my God... we all descend from a politician!!!!

 

Oh my God... we all descend from a politician!!!!

The fine print says the thing is only a few millimeters. That means this thing has REALLY small hands.

 

The fine print says the thing is only a few millimeters. That means this thing has REALLY small hands.

And what's the use of hands, however small, when you have no butt to wipe?