What's next, no drunk pirates? “We wants the redhead!”

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disneyland-remove-bride-auction-pirates-caribbean-ride-1018278

"Disneyland to Remove Bride Auction From Pirates of the Caribbean Ride"

 

What's next, no drunk pirates? “We wants the redhead!”

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disneyland-remove-bride-auction-pirates-caribbean-ride-1018278

"Disneyland to Remove Bride Auction From Pirates of the Caribbean Ride"

Leave it to Disney to sugarcoat things that don't need to be tampered with...

 

Leave it to Disney to sugarcoat things that don't need to be tampered with...

"Also the pirates at the end of the ride will no longer burn the town; instead they'll plant trees & participate in a recycling program."

I remember the ride in all it's non-PC glory, not "Gentlemen Sailors of the Caribbean".

I'm headed to Disneyland this month so I'll be sure to take that ride before it's 'remodeled' again.

 

What's next, no drunk pirates? “We wants the redhead!”

I am surprised, It's a small world, lasted this long. It is offensive to the vertically challenged.

and forcing bears to preform in Country Bear Jamboree! Where is PETA? OK they are mechanical bears but still. Its the slippery slope.

 

I am surprised, It's a small world, lasted this long. It is offensive to the vertically challenged.

and forcing bears to preform in Country Bear Jamboree! Where is PETA? OK they are mechanical bears but still. Its the slippery slope.

The Country Bear Jamboree closed in California, replaced by The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

RIP

 

The Country Bear Jamboree closed in California, replaced by The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

RIP

Finally the horror ends!

 

Of course it is Florida

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ap-penis-shot-20170702-story.html

 

Of course it is Florida

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ap-penis-shot-20170702-story.html

OUCH! ... his friends are never gonna believe that he had to have surgery on his pecker for a reason that has nothing to do with enlargement!

 

Of course it is Florida

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ap-penis-shot-20170702-story.html

Come on! The girlfriend shot him in the tallywacker, getting shot while sitting the gun is just a line to the cops.

 

http://www.kptv.com/story/35770990/...napping-sister-to-stop-wedding?autostart=true

JAMESPORT, MO (KCTV) -

A Jamesport, MO man has been charged with kidnapping his sister to stop her from getting married.

Conrad Kaufman, 25, is accused of kidnapping his sister, Cindy Kaufman, and holding her against her will in his truck.

Kaufman is also accused of transporting Cindy to Illinois to prevent her from marrying her fiancé, John Graber.

 

Escape from the Matrix?

http://www.oregonlive.com/hillsboro/index.ssf/2017/07/police_investigating_reported.html

It was the beginning of a bizarre attempt to hijack a helicopter that left a gunman dead in a field across from the airport.

 

Encore!

 

Encore!
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.... what the hell was that????

 

View attachment 130366 .... what the hell was that????

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/07/02/golden-bomber-wows-the-crowd-with-an-eight-second-concert/

Touched by the support, Golden Bomber returned to the stage where lead singer Sho Kiryuin asked, “How was it? We put our all into those eight seconds.”

 

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/07/02/golden-bomber-wows-the-crowd-with-an-eight-second-concert/

The japs definitely are the kings of weird stuff...

 

The japs definitely are the kings of weird stuff...

Those guys north of us are pretty weird too.

 

Those guys north of us are pretty weird too.

Don't know what's weirder... the guys playing the so-called concert, or the people that assist to such an event...

 

Don't know what weirder... the guys playing the so-called concert, or the people that assist to such an event...

Now tell me it wouldn't be worth it to show up just to see her in that t-shirt.

 

What's next, no drunk pirates? “We wants the redhead!”

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disneyland-remove-bride-auction-pirates-caribbean-ride-1018278

"Disneyland to Remove Bride Auction From Pirates of the Caribbean Ride"

Simpsons always predicts the future.

 

Simpsons always predicts the future.