https://www.independent.ie/life/tra...of-reach-of-repeated-groping/a1028720024.html

Molly Malone statue may be elevated to keep her out of reach of repeated groping

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She has a point:

“I walk by the Oscar Wilde statue in Merrion Square every day. You don’t see people rubbing his crotch for good luck.

 

The IMO attacker should be arrested. You can only hit them on the knee.

https://www.wavy.com/news/local-new...ut-after-hitting-opponent-in-head-with-baton/
I.C. Norcom track star speaks out after hitting opponent in head with baton

 

 

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Nazis everywhere!!!

 

https://local12.com/news/nation-wor...are-reading-labels-location-storage-procedure
Doctors warn of rise in nail glue mistaken for eye drops

 

https://apnews.com/article/outstand...phishing-fbi-c2948f44b810d5160b60738b95486ae9

WASHINGTON (AP) — State officials are warning Americans not to respond to a surge of scam road toll collection texts.

The texts impersonating state road toll collection agencies attempt to get phone users to reveal financial information, such as credit or debit cards or bank accounts.

 

Nazis everywhere!!!

Must have been the Argentina team?!?!

 

Must have been the Argentina team?!?!

 

Boom!

 

 

https://www.ksn.com/news/crime/monster-under-bed-in-kansas-town-turned-out-to-be-real/
Monster under bed in Kansas town turned out to be real



When a child told the babysitter there was a “monster” under their bed, it turned out to be Martin Villalobos Jr., 27, who was under a court order to stay away from the residence. Sheriff Brian Bellendir reported these details on the suspect’s arrest.

 

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/elite-athletes-poop-key-to-metabolism
Elite athletes’ poop may hold clues to boosting metabolism
Mice given fecal transplants from elite cyclists and soccer players had increased energy stores

 

I considered posting this bit at the Captain Obvious thread ... but I think this thread's a better fit (pun intended):

Pouring Coffee Into Your Rectum Isn't Worth The Risk, Says Expert


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Wellness influencer Gwyneth Paltrow, on the other hand, promoted a DIY coffee enema kit on Goop, her lifestyle website – again drawing criticism from specialists who urged Goop fans to "keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup".

 

 

I considered posting this bit at the Captain Obvious thread ... but I think this thread's a better fit (pun intended):

Pouring Coffee Into Your Rectum Isn't Worth The Risk, Says Expert
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Pouring coffee into your rectum would be one hell of a feat.

 

Pouring coffee into your rectum would be one hell of a feat.

Especially if it were done directly from the percolator ....

 

https://katu.com/news/city-in-crisi...d-off-neighbors-car-driver-bin-oregon-mystery

Portland man on a mission to track down who keeps dumping urine in his recycling bin

 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveyw...rns-use-2fa-as-time-traveling-hackers-strike/
FBI Alert Issued As Time Traveling Hackers Attack—Act Now

 

As a serial killer you can be both a PRO and a CON.

https://www.8newsnow.com/investigat...about-becoming-serial-killer-prosecutors-say/
Las Vegas teen accused of murder kept ‘pros and cons’ list about becoming serial killer, prosecutors say

 

https://www.masslive.com/news/2025/...tate-trooper-with-fiji-water-to-get-cdls.html
Boston man pleads guilty to bribing state trooper with Fiji water to get CDLs

The free items included bottled Fiji, bottled Arizona Iced Tea and coffee and tea products.



What? You took Fiji water bribes!