Ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts?

... a more interesting question would be, Why does the white go, but the yellow stays?

 

Ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts?

Oh, great. Now I won't get to sleep tonight, wondering about that.

 

Why does your car run out of gas only when you're driving?
It never happens when you're parked.

You must not have anyone with an Oklahoma Credit Card in your neighborhood...

 

Oh, great. Now I won't get to sleep tonight, wondering about that.

Right, "Seven Wonders in the world" now we have one more...


kv

 

... a more interesting question would be, Why does the white go, but the yellow stays?

Could be that whereas the 'white' of snow is an optical illusion -- 'Billy Rubin' (AKA Bilirubin) just is

As an aside - As Re: the Disney character? Without wishing to sound the puritan - I nonetheless aver that a young 'lady' cohabiting with seven little men can hardly be described as 'Snow White'

TTFN
HP

 

I nonetheless aver that a young 'lady' cohabiting with seven little men can hardly be described as 'Snow White'

 

Why does a mouse that can talk (Micky) own a dog that can't talk (Pluto) but has a friend that is a dog that can talk (Goofy)?

And why does Goofy wear a hat and a vest but no shirt or pants?

All very disturbing.

 

If my wife needs new clothes because she has nothing to wear. Why isn't there any room in the suitcase for my stuff?

 

Q: Why is an orange?
A: A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

 

Q: Why is an orange?
A: A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

Bravo! that's what I call flawless, completely unreferenced logic ...

Or, in the words of the great Wolfgang Ernst Pauli: "This isn't right. This isn't even wrong" ...

 

Bravo! that's what I call flawless, completely unreferenced logic ...

Or, in the words of the great Wolfgang Ernst Pauli: "This isn't right. This isn't even wrong" ...

I knew I could count on you to appreciate the humor in it
I'd rather be funny, than right....or wrong.

 

Why does your car run out of gas only when you're driving?
It never happens when you're parked.

Why does your toilet clog up only when you flush it?

Or why do you get in an accident only when you're driving? It never happens when you're parked.

 

Why does your toilet clog up only when you flush it?

Or why do you get in an accident only when you're driving? It never happens when you're parked.

Ask my wife, she parked they drove.

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