You know you are getting OLD When

You see a major municipal building both built *and* torn down.

I can identify with that. As a senior in high school (1970) while sitting in French class ( room 601 ) I watched a 10 story bank building go up. I will admit I found the construction more interesting than the subject at hand. Sure enough a few years back it was demolished.

 

FLOW RESTRICTION.......need I say more?

 

You know you are getting OLD When

You have aches where you never used to have places

 

You know you are getting OLD When

You have aches where you never used to have places

Yeah. My fourth chin aches.

 

When you know what a magic eye is:

 

When you know what a magic eye is:

OR a Cats Whisker!
Max.

 

When you know what a magic eye is:

Is that the Lawrence Welk Orchestra?

 

For me, it was when (aged around 25) I met up with a long lost friend who was in the same school year as me – he informed me that his girlfriend’s kids had threatened to beat him up.

 

When you're too old to rock 'n' roll but too young to die.

 

When you're too old to rock 'n' roll but too young to die.

Ahhh... I almost miss the good old days when I was asked for an I.D. before entering a bar ...

 

You know you are getting OLD When

You have to explain to a teenager what "clockwise" means....

 

You know when you're old when you cringe while your sister's 3 year old daughter tries to use the TV as it would be a smartphone. (leaving fingerprints everywhere like the world worst criminal)

 

You know you are getting OLD When

You don't care how the remote control works, as long as it does.

 

You know you are getting OLD When

you can't remember if you have already posted to this thread...

 

You know you are getting OLD When

You have aches where you never used to have places

...Or as Leonard Cohen would sing ... I ache in the places I used to play.
Max.

 

You know you are getting OLD When

You qualify for Senior theater tickets, glad you get them. Then avoid the concession because you don't want the theater to get the money back.

kv

 

You know you are getting OLD When you prefer to sleep more than any other activities in the world.

 

You know you're old when you choose sleep over weekend parties.

 

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Being at a metal core gig with Long Haired Son:

Me: "I remember seeing Metallica here in '89"
LHS: "You must the oldest person here"
Me: "Least I'm not here with my parent"
LHS: "hahahaha"

30 minutes later LHS is dragging me to my feet after hitting the floor in the mosh pit.