When life tosses you a curve ball, throw your bat at the pitcher.

 

Or lean in and take the hit... (victim status) it will get you on first base.

 

Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

No matter how good she looks, don't let her tie you up on the first date. ( This actually means don't buy into new technologies until they prove themselves. Just a little easier to remember.)

 

If you can't relax by the time you drive home from work, you probably need a different job.

 

No matter how good she looks,

 

No matter how good she looks, don't let her tie you up on the first date. ( This actually means don't buy into new technologies until they prove themselves. Just a little easier to remember.)

It sounds like you prefer "sloppy seconds".

 

Lets just call it, Pre Owned, Yea, I'll go for that.

While this picture is from a public Aston Martin advertisement, I would not be offended if the mods decided that it was a bit much and took it down. One can dream you know.

 

It's not how fast you mow, it's how well you mow fast.

 

Is your glass half empty or half full?
Darn if I care, mine is refillable.

 

Is your glass half empty or half full?
Darn if I care, mine is refillable.

If the bar is busy, a half-full glass means its time to order another beer.

 

When you come upon a fork on the road, take it!

 

Never argue with a fool. Spectators can't tell which of you is the fool.
(Mark Twain)

I can't make a fool of you, you have to do that for yourself. The best I can do is call attention to it.
(Groucho Marx)

When you come upon a fork on the road, take it!

(Yogi Berra)

 

It is often easier to seek forgiveness then to acquire permission.

 

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

If you can't relax by the time you drive home from work, you probably need a different job.

Of course, if you left work relaxed and weren't by the time you got home, you might need a different wife.

 

If at first you don't succeed -- perhaps winning just isn't your thing.

(From one of those Demotivational Posters)

 

Nine out of ten people enjoy being in a group beating.

 

That which does not kill you just gives you a false sense of immortality.

 

Those who demand respect do so because they can't earn it on their own.