Words to live by

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  1. KL7AJ

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    When life tosses you a curve ball, throw your bat at the pitcher.
     
  2. Kermit2

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    Or lean in and take the hit... (victim status) it will get you on first base. :)
     
  3. DickCappels

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    Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
     
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  4. Lestraveled

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    No matter how good she looks, don't let her tie you up on the first date. ( This actually means don't buy into new technologies until they prove themselves. Just a little easier to remember.)
     
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  5. GopherT

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    If you can't relax by the time you drive home from work, you probably need a different job.
     
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  7. GopherT

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    It sounds like you prefer "sloppy seconds".
     
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  8. Lestraveled

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    Lets just call it, Pre Owned, Yea, I'll go for that.
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    While this picture is from a public Aston Martin advertisement, I would not be offended if the mods decided that it was a bit much and took it down. One can dream you know.
     
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  9. shortbus

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    It's not how fast you mow, it's how well you mow fast.
     
  10. MrChips

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    Is your glass half empty or half full?
    Darn if I care, mine is refillable.
     
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  11. GopherT

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    If the bar is busy, a half-full glass means its time to order another beer.
     
  12. MrChips

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    When you come upon a fork on the road, take it!
     
  13. #12

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    Never argue with a fool. Spectators can't tell which of you is the fool.
    (Mark Twain)

    I can't make a fool of you, you have to do that for yourself. The best I can do is call attention to it.
    (Groucho Marx)

    (Yogi Berra)
     
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  14. Lestraveled

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    It is often easier to seek forgiveness then to acquire permission.
     
  15. MrChips

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    You're never too old to learn something stupid.
     
  16. WBahn

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    Of course, if you left work relaxed and weren't by the time you got home, you might need a different wife. :D
     
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  17. WBahn

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    If at first you don't succeed -- perhaps winning just isn't your thing.

    (From one of those Demotivational Posters)
     
  18. tcmtech

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    Nine out of ten people enjoy being in a group beating.
     
  19. tcmtech

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    That which does not kill you just gives you a false sense of immortality.
     
  20. tcmtech

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    Those who demand respect do so because they can't earn it on their own.
     
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