You have her in Ghana too. How in the world did you hear of her,cable news.

 

My woman doesn't cry. Only when she's very angry.

 

Women cry and men cuss.

Same thing.

 

Women cry and men cuss.

Truer words were never spoken.....

 

I wonder is 1chance if reading this...

Gulp!

 

When a man marries a woman he thinks to himself, "Finally! I have something stable in my life. I passed all the tests. She loves me for who I really am."

When a woman marries a man she thinks, "Finally! Now I can get serious about changing him."

When she finds out, over and over, that you can't change another person, she cries.

 

I've heard a slightly different take on that one...
When a man gets married, he gets married hoping the woman will never change, and she always does.
When a woman gets married, she gets married hoping that she can change the man, and she never can.

It's really true

 

This thread makes me cry.

 

This thread makes me cry.

that must make you a woman

 

It's really cause they are special..

"When God made the woman she had to be made so special. He made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. He gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that comes from her children. He gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. He gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child hurts her very badly. He gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. He gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And lastly, He gave her a tear.

This is hers and only hers exclusively to use whenever she needs it. She needs no reason, no explanation, its hers."

Now...now..don't start anything here. Period.

PS. This reminds of my wife u know.

 

It's really cause they are special..

"When God made the woman she had to be made so special. He made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. He gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that comes from her children. He gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. He gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child hurts her very badly. He gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. He gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And lastly, He gave her a tear.

This is hers and only hers exclusively to use whenever she needs it. She needs no reason, no explanation, its hers."

Now...now..don't start anything here. Period.

PS. This reminds of my wife u know.

That is really well said... Where'd you get that?

 

Very well said indeed, and quite touching.

Riff@@, since you managed to move a bunch of men to the edge of crying, we need some comic relief.

A woman's tear is also like a comma in the middle of a sentence. It marks the pause at which the man has lost the argument.

 

higher estrogen levels. Same reason guys fight, high testosterone.

 

that must make you a woman

that must make you a redneck.

 

@ SteveB ,Men-A- Pause

 

I always wondered why that wasn't called womenopause.

 

"...and lastly, He gave her a tear.

This is hers and only hers exclusively to use whenever she needs it. She needs no reason, no explanation, its hers."

This IS why I cry. And sometimes I DO need it (the tears).
1chance

 

that must make you a redneck.

guilty as charged