North of Enland at the Brits liars Convention. What make a good liar ?
Do we have any good liars ?

 

And we care about this....Why? Exactly!

 

One of the things I picked up in Britain.

Here is a little poem,
the truth is all I wish.
Are all fishermen liars,
or do all liars fish?

 

Thanks for the poem,a guy was getting a traffic ticket,he asked the officer if he fished,had he ever threw one back.The officer let him go.

 

A guy was getting a traffic ticket, and he told the officer "But everyone else was speeding!" The officer replied "When you go fishing, do you catch all the fish at once?"

 

A guy was getting a traffic ticket, and he told the officer "But everyone else was speeding!" The officer replied "When you go fishing, do you catch all the fish at once?"

Now that one I like, and hadn't heard before.

 

There are three ways to lie:

1) Tell a full falsehood, trying to pass it off as the truth.

2) Mix in some actual truth with some falsehood.

3) Tell the full truth, but make it sound like a lie.

 

I am oh so interested in finding out what the Brits liars Convention is...

...is this another name for the British Parliament?!

Dave

 

Depends, if their like their American counterparts do their lips move?

 

Depends, if their like their American counterparts do their lips move?

Yes they do. The noise they make is not comprehensible, but the lips are definitely moving!

Dave