What would YOU say if someone asked the name of your ship?

wayneh

Joined Sep 9, 2010
16,102
Avast, ye mateys!

Weigh anchor, you bilge rats, scrape the barnacles off your rudders.

Get the ship up to ramming speed and ....




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strantor

Joined Oct 3, 2010
5,025
Titan Uranus, Phallus Erectus approaches!

I may have said this before, but on one deployment we had a junior Officer who set a record for spotting the same ship every single time he was on the periscope. It was the Nosmo King; Ironically I was able to find a picture of it online:


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