I had to watch this pic closely to finally get the irony:

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I had to watch this pic closely to finally get the irony:

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More wood & pun than iron.

 

More wood & pun than iron.

Ok ... yet another English lesson for your friend here south of the border...

 

https://daringfireball.net/2020/07/return_and_enter

A New York Times mini crossword clue over the weekend was based on the notion that “Enter” is just a synonym for the Return key. It’s not. They’re two different keys that usually perform the same action, but not always.

 

Since when is the NYT "the" expert on anything? OED maybe...

 

https://daringfireball.net/2020/07/return_and_enter
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A New York Times mini crossword clue over the weekend was based on the notion that “Enter” is just a synonym for the Return key. It’s not. They’re two different keys that usually perform the same action, but not always.

And, if your on a stoopid Windows (or DOS) PC, you get "\r\n" when you use that key in a document, as opposed to just "\n" as sane operating systems do.

 

Food for thought, for those of us involved in sales... in fact, we are all involved in sales one way or the other. This also applies to job seeking, which is yet another form of sales:

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Food for thought, for those of us involved in sales... in fact, we are all involved in sales one way or the other. This also applies to job seeking, which is yet another form of sales:

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What about the other 5% of sales people? I guess they never contact a prospect at all.

So, according to this, no sales ever occur on contacts after the twelfth.

While 10% occur on the "forth" contact, apparently none occur on the "fourth" contact.

Apparently the folks that belief that people should be pestered repeatedly can't be bothered to proofread what they've written even once.

 

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https://www.seattletimes.com/busine...books-in-2020-put-them-near-the-toilet-paper/

How to sell books in 2020: Put them near the toilet paper

 

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/d...cream-sales-soaring-says-unilever-11595532255

Deodorant sales fall due to social distancing but locked down consumers send ice-cream sales soaring, says Unilever

 

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https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/06/tech/lithium-sulfur-battery-scli-intl-scn/index.html

Australian researchers claim they have developed a battery that can keep a smartphone charged for five days or power an electric car for 1,000 kilometers (over 600 miles)

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/06/tech/lithium-sulfur-battery-scli-intl-scn/index.html

Maybe the Borg can use the tech to venture further from the sun.

 

Maybe the Borg can use the tech to venture further from the sun.

Resistance is futile... but not according to Ohm's law...

 

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Yes, but if I concentrate on 2 or 3 blocks, I can see they’re straight.

 

Yes, but if I concentrate on 2 or 3 blocks, I can see they’re straight.

Not only that... if you rotate the image 90°, the illusion changes completely.

 

Not only that... if you rotate the image 90°, the illusion changes completely.

Yeah. It's sideways.