Good God! Imagine the world being invaded by high-tech, intelligent vindictive felines seeking revenge for having being forcibly fed cat food by their former masters all these years! ... the horror!

Some objections:
The words, "intelligent" and, "vindictive" are redundant.
Cats have never had owners.

 

The good news is they'd all be incarcerated by the FAA.

You mean the Feline Assasins Association?

 

Cats have never had owners.

that's why I like them so much...

The words, "intelligent" and, "vindictive" are redundant.

vindictive might be redundant... but regarding intelligence... I'm not so sure... mine's sort of a franken-cat that got implanted the brains of a murderous hare ... humans got gray matter... while cats have nut-matter

 

vindictive might be redundant... but regarding intelligence... I'm not so sure... mine's sort of a franken-cat that got implanted the brains of a murderous hare ... humans got gray matter... while cats have nut-matter

Just guard against them obtaining coffee!

 

You mean the Feline Assasins Association?

A few years back I found the bird cage on the floor with no bird in it. I looked for an hour still no luck and gave up.

We rushed out the door to go out for the evening; but I left my Sunglasses and came back inside; thats when I found a dead wet bird in my Pit bulls mouth. She gently spit it out as if to say; I found it this way.

I know my dog didn't knock the cage down; but I do suspect the Cats put a hit on the bird.


My belief birds have a hidden agenda. e.g. why the cats put a hit on the bird; its because their so suspicious.

True Story; one day my Wife is standing in the front yard with my Granddaughter at 4 years old. My wife is holding her hand as they stood looking across the street; suddenly my Granddaughter ask's a question.

Grandma, can you see all those birds over there?

Yes, dear; do you mean all those birds all on a wire?

Ya; those birds.

Do you think their having a meeting?

kv

 

Do you think their having a meeting?
kv

Nah... they were probably doing some schmoozing and gossip...

 

Ever seen those Black birds with their evil yellow beaks and dark eyes?

Hey, Joey?

Ya, Frankie.

Seen da movie da birds?

I'm tellin ya Joey; wanna deeze day's it's gonna happin.

Think so Frankie?

Nah, nodif we count'in on da Crows.

Ya, Frankie; Crows are nuts.

Wit'em we got nutun.

kv

 

Ever seen those Black birds with their evil yellow beaks and dark eyes?

Hey, Joey?

Ya, Frankie.

Seen da movie da birds?

I'm tellin ya Joey; wanna deeze day's it's gonna happin.

Think so Frankie?

Nah, nodif we count'in on da Crows.

Ya, Frankie; Crows are nuts.

Wit'em we got nutun.

kv

Why am I in this conversation?

 

Why am I in this conversation?

No, parellel. Unless your Alfred Hitchcock and Bobs your Uncle?

kv

 

Why am I in this conversation?

I dunno Joey... but your avatar seems to have liked the joke...

 

Ok, this is not my cat, but one of my best friend's cat. The cat's name is Tiberius... and the pic's title is "Tiberius in stealth mode" ... I think the pic deserves a Pulitzer...

 

Ok, this is not my cat, but one of my best friend's cat. The cat's name is Tiberius... and the pic's title is "Tiberius in stealth mode" ... I think the pic deserves a Pulitzer...

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Maybe a caption like: "My name is James "The Cat" Bond 007.

I like my milk Shaken; not Stirred. "

kv

Edit: Oh, and by the way; I'm under cover.

 

My cat either likes being boxed... or is dreaming about sailing faraway seas...

 

Haha, they all love boxes. Even ones that are too small for them to possibly fit into.

I read somewhere that a circle on the floor can be used as a cat trap, but my experiment failed.



The sure-fire cat trap in my house is a towel on a bed.

 

Heres my American pit Jessy giving me a bit of help with my purchases off EBay. ......and answering a few technical questions on this site here

 

Heres my America pit Jessy giving me a bit of help with my purchases off EBay. ......and answering a few technical questions on this site here

That dog of yours is probably more electronics-wise than some noobies here...

 

She was the smallest in the litter when I had her but now she is a huge monster.....she is also good at playing Candy Crush on Facebook

 

Another "Stealth Mode" pic...

 

The horror of my yawning cat... I call this pic "Haunted Cat"...

EDIT: maybe "boogie cat" would be a better title?

 

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Here is a bittersweet pet story.

It was late in the evening and we received a phone call from a neighbor. She thought that our cat had been hit by a car and was lying in the middle of the street. My wife and I ran out to see the sad sight. It was our cat and he wasn't moving. She ran back in the house and grabbed a box, which I used to drive him to the vets Unfortunately, the vet said he had passed, so tearfully I arranged for a cremation and burial at a local pet cemetery.

The next morning, a little foggy due to sleeping poorly, I was making a cup of coffee, when OUR CAT BRUSHED ACROSS MY LEGS! He was alive! I screamed and the rest of the family came running down, hugging the poor, clueless cat. I don't know whose pet I buried, but at least we know he is resting peacefully in the pet cemetery.

Steven King, should write a script about your loss.

OK, he already did!