Can we try and trade you for something?

I feel microaggrieved by your personal attack. And my feelings are hurt. And I am offended. Mods, will you just stand around and do nothing?

 

Funny you should say that... 'cause I'm feeling microamused...

 

I refused because I detest old things....

Oh my... you're really missing out on the good stuff!

 

FYI, the real post #1,769 was deleted, unnecessarily, arbitrarily, and capriciously IMHO, by the mods, without notice or reason.

There are so many wonderful things in life on which to spend my time. The mods are beginning to convince me that AAC is not one of them.

Many have already jumped this ship.

 

I've noticed the lack of avatars in the thread listings...

 

What is the joke any vegetarian?

I.mean any good joke?

Is that joke?

And with that trio of posts, can I assume you are the RK that everyone is talking about?

 

Many have already jumped this ship.

Sorry shortbus, does it means (in 17 years at sea, I never did for obvious reasons), "overboard"?

 

Why?

Because, when I play poker, I don't sit with my back to the door. I like to know who is in the room.

 

Many have already jumped this ship.

Sorry shortbus, does it means (in 17 years at sea, I never did for obvious reasons), "overboard"?

"jumped this ship" means they have left an area, building, job, marriage, friendship, club (etc.) under their own free will.

 

Because, when I play poker, I don't sit with my back to the door. I like to know who is in the room.

Outlaws also need a free way to escape just in case... Sorry.

 

And with that trio of posts, can I assume you are the RK that everyone is talking about?

Treading on dangerous ground here, invoking him who is not to be talked about. Many posts have been deleted, never to be seen again, when this has been done.

 

i hear this is the jokes thread?

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Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

---

Linux: "You've got questions we've got answers and no distracting dancing paperclips."

Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste

Linux, DOS, Windows : "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"

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playing around with commands...

% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.

% why not?
No match.

% gotta light?
No match.

% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.

% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

 

i hear this is the jokes thread?

---

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

---

Linux: "You've got questions we've got answers and no distracting dancing paperclips."

Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste

Linux, DOS, Windows : "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"

---

playing around with commands...

% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.

% why not?
No match.

% gotta light?
No match.

% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.

% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

You mentioned a president by name. Let's see if your post gets deleted.

 

Treading on dangerous ground here, invoking him who is not to be talked about. Many posts have been deleted, never to be seen again, when this has been done.

All of RKs posts are gone!

 

#1769 was deleted (not by me) for the reasons stated - it was judged to be moving into overt political discussion in the jokes thread and was Off Topic. We have had many political discussions here for better or worse but this is not the thread for that.

I deleted RK's posts because they were nonsense.

 

#1769 was deleted (not by me) for the reasons stated - it was judged to be moving into overt political discussion in the jokes thread and was Off Topic.

This was not the reason given. So Wendy lied?

Regardless, I disagree. Be brave. Restore the original post and let the interested membership decide if you've drawn the correct conclusion.

 

The mods log says 'Off Topic'. Wendy did indicate in her response to you that the reason it was judged political was mentioning a president by name and offering your opinion of same - that kind of fits the definition of politics. I read the post and also thought it was overt politics, regardless whether you named the president or not.

I know you disagree, but you asked for an explanation and there it is.

If you want to make your political point have at it in another thread.

 

The mods log says 'Off Topic'. Wendy did indicate that the reason it was judged political was mentioning a president by name - that kind of fits the definition.

I know you disagree.
If you want to make your political point have at it in another thread.

Look at the post above it. It remains. Why?

 

Look at the post above it. It remains. Why?

I've made it through the first 600 or so jokes and they contain almost every US president's name (except Polk but Polk-a-dot is mentioned so, I guess that counts). Also presidents and Prime ministers from Germany, Canada, France, Mexico and dictators from Iraq, N. Korea, Libya and various other countries.

This thread will be decimated if policies were enforced to any degree. I am guessing a particular mod just doesn't like you.

 

This thread will be decimated if policies were enforced to any degree. I am guessing a particular mod just doesn't like you.

No. They've just been marking their territory lately.

And some of the new ones seem to wish to establish their bona fides.