Here are some cool things I found!
1. You can't live forever
2. You can't count all of your hair
3. You can't stick your tongue out while breathing through your nose
4. You just tried number 3
6. You realize you can do number 3 but don't realize you look like a dog doing it
7. You skipped number 5
8. You checked to see if you skipped it
9. There's no number 5.........
10. Share this trick with family and friends!

 

this was a dirty trick as I am half drunk

 

An actual missed opportunity from the days of mainframe/timeshare computing:
"To the thervice department,
The eth key on thith terminal ith broken. Pleathe fix it. Thankth."

 

 

Oh my... how tragic is that?

 

http://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/were-hiring.113921/#post-886345

 

Shift Happens!
http://safeshare.tv/w/ntjwDrwEwh
Max.

 

When you borrow father's car!

 

Complete! lol...

 

is ok as long as its red lined and doing past 130

 

 

Having trouble getting out of your bed:

 

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Global warming

 

How would you answer the phone?

 

Not really a joke but a video.

This is what I call applied electronics.

 

Got me! Completely unexpected funny!

 

He even electrocutes gay.

 

Here's a local favorite.
The alligators paid to have that sign installed.