The alligators paid to have that sign installed.

Looks like the alligators have a good union with excellent political connections.

 

A cop pulled me over.
"Papers", he said.
"Scissors. Scissors beat paper. I win", I said, and drove off.

 

You did not see the cop throwing rocks at you ?

 

In the USA they tend to throw, or is that shoot, something else.

 

Officer: Yes dispatch, there were shots fired, apparently the wife shot her husband for walking on her wet floor.

Dispatch: Is the husband alive?

Officer: We'll know as soon as that floor dries.

 

Here's a local favorite.
The alligators paid to have that sign installed.

So, when I hear the phrase, "alligator wallet", it could possibly just be a normal wallet that belongs to an alligator? I had no idea that they carried cash.

 

So, when I hear the phrase, "alligator wallet", it could possibly just be a normal wallet that belongs to an alligator? I had no idea that they carried cash.

and probably pre-approved credit cards too!

 

So, when I hear the phrase, "alligator wallet", it could possibly just be a normal wallet that belongs to an alligator?

Yep. Just as valid as, "alligator shoes".

 

Yep. Just as valid as, "alligator shoes".

socks included...

 

 

Smart move....

 

What's the difference ?

 

What's the difference ?

It's an Id 10 T error.

 

Her IQ is so low that even a transistor would fail to switch.

 

Her IQ is so low that even a transistor would fail to switch.

Would that be a darlington?

 

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to fly to
Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone
for a Long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've
been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....and
also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30pm from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up."

"Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does
exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to to?

The wife replies, " I did, they're in your tackle box ."

 

 

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to fly to
Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone
for a Long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've
been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....and
also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30pm from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up."

"Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does
exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to to?

The wife replies, " I did, they're in your tackle box ."

Busted!

 

Day is going by soo slow!