I don getit !

 

Son of a ....LMAOF

 

OH, I see now...!

 

Looks kinda like a very poor attempt at the limbo.

 

looks kinda like how I used to walk OUT of a bar.

 

Try the Elbo Room LInk, the world famous bar.

 

i see jack there loosie

 

Holiday is over.8 days

 

DerStrom -
Nice pick up.
This joke's better than my original one.
But your picture doesn't roll of the tongue as well as well when trying telling it to a friend....

 

I actually got so tore up I did this in front of the club I was partying at. I worked there so it was no biggie. But boy the next day everyone was harrassing me. The weirdest thing is I don't remember doing it. Nor am I missing any memory from the night. So I was sure everyone was just screwing with me, but after person # 67 told me about I, I decided to quit partying so hard.

 

I actually got so tore up I did this in front of the club I was partying at. I worked there so it was no biggie. But boy the next day everyone was harrassing me. The weirdest thing is I don't remember doing it. Nor am I missing any memory from the night. So I was sure everyone was just screwing with me, but after person # 67 told me about I, I decided to quit partying so hard.

There was a hurdle in front of the bar where you worked?

 

Basically replace the hurdle with a brick wall.

 

Do you need to see an eye doctor or were you "assisted" in your meet and greet with the brick wall?

 

Do you need to see an eye doctor or were you "assisted" in your meet and greet with the brick wall?

It probably jumped out in front of him

 

I need to see a party less with strippers doctor. I think they musta put something in my drink to take advantage of me. Those jokes on Daily show and Colbert report wern't kidding. We have more strip clubs then any other city in the US or Mexico. If you can watch a couple of the Daily shows from the RNC here. Their hysterical.

 

Nothing wrong with strippers. I can remember escorting some foreign nationals to the strip joints. Oh what the common folk do for international relations of the United States.

 

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio , Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.


As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.


The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... Never really wanted to.."


A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.


The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.


Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.


The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a

double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.
The silence was almost deafening.


The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 10 gauge barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"


The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...... But.. I've always wanted to."

 

"No, I never did dance... Never really wanted to.."

That old prospector was a real man. No doubt about that

 

Electrons have mass. Hello, I didn't even know they were Catholic.

 

Without the God particle, electrons would have no mass.