schmitt trigger
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A martlet in English heraldry is a mythical bird without feet that never roosts from the moment of its drop-birth until its death fall; martlets are proposed to be constantly on the wing.
They CAN't. They have no feet.laying eggs in mid-air and carrying them with them at all times?
The key to a good Christmas cracker joke is not the same as a good gag per se. It is all about the context - in this case, the shared laughter of the Christmas dinner table with grandparents, children and potentially the neighbours or friends who've joined this year.
"You want the joke to be something that brings the eight-year-old together with the 80-year-old," Ms Harris says.
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The engineering answer is "the glass is not the optimal size"Once was asked if the glass is half full or half empty. I said "It doesn't matter. It's refillable." Got a dumb confused look.
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