We're all gonna die sometime, but an app that tells us when!?!?

 

I think it's 2029 or 2036. An asteroid is coming close soon. If it hits the right spot it will come back around and give us a cosmic wake up call. Or a slap in the face. Dates might be a little off, but that's what I'm understanding.

 

 

Two different souls, two distinct tastes in respite spots:
Meet Castor (on top of cabinet) and Pollux (in the dead plant planter)



Both are Tuxedo's. Pollux (second pic) has about 2 dozen white hairs on her chest while her brother Castor has only six white hairs on his chest. Brother and sister will be four years old May 9th.

 

"My wife ran off yesterday with my best friend Peter."
"I didn't know you had a friend named Peter. Since when?"
"Since yesterday"

 

 

Only works in Florida.

 

Only works in Florida.

Nope. Needs bigger rock.

 

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist !!

 

"My wife ran off yesterday with my best friend Peter."

That wasn't @ThePanMan was it? I'll have to check with my cousin Pete.

 

Cops were after me for speeding. They asked why I was running.
Told them my wife ran off with a cop. Got scared.
Thought they were trying to bring her back.

 

 

That bottle cap needs to be a whole lot bigger. Florida skeeters are used to dining on drunks with unbelievably high BACs and have developed quite a high tolerance for alcohol!

 

That bottle cap needs to be a whole lot bigger. Florida skeeters are used to dining on drunks with unbelievably high BACs and have developed quite a high tolerance for alcohol!

Yeah. And the car's windshield splatters all over them.

 

 

 

Whoever locked that D ring gets a D Minus.

Of course it might fool another fool. So maybe a D Plus ? ? ?

 

Um... It's a Shackle, not a D Ring... D Rings don't have a removable pin. The hole in the end of the pin is for safety wire or cordage to tie it to the shackle after insertion for safety to prevent the pin from backing out and extracting itself. Cordage is typically used in a saltwater/ocean environment to avoid safety wire corrosion and failure. Plus, cordage is easier to remove than twisted safety wire.

 

The lock does probably make it considerably less likely to back out, so....

 

Just out of curiosity, I googled the word "Shackle" and found that the device's complete name is "D-Ring Shackle" (it also goes by the name "Bow Shackle"). So Tony deserves a break on this one, I think.

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